Do I look like a sounding board to you?

I'm sorry, but this has go to be said. Did you ever feel like you're just someone BIG EAR to some of your friends?!? Don't get me wrong, I like my friends, but it seems like I have to become a wailing wall to some of them.

Most of my friends are on the East Coast while I'm a few thousand miles away in the opposite direction.

Look, we all have problems, but if I can't help, why are you dumping this stuff on my lap?!?

HEAVEN FORBID I MIGHT HAVE SOME PROBLEMS I MIGHT WANNA TALK ABOUT.

Typical phone call.

ME: 'Hi, what's up?'

Friend: 'Well, [Insert WOE IS ME speech]'

ME: 'I'm sorry to....'

Friend: '[CONTINUES TO CALL THE WAAAAHHH-BULANCE]'

ME: *puts phone down and goes to bathroom*

ME: *picks phone up*

Friend: '[CONTINUES TO CALL THE WAAAAHHH-BULANCE]'

You get the drift...

Friend: 'So how are you?'

Me: 'I'm go-'

Friend: 'That's good. I gotta go, talk to ya later...'

CLICK!

And they wonder why I cop an attitude sometimes...

Thanks for reading,

Later...

Happy Black Friday everyone...

Or at least the ones smart enough to stay home today and watch television. It appalls me to see such a nice holiday turned into ONE BIG commercialized clusterf*ck.

I swear, isn't there ENOUGH greed around nowadays? I'm sure you heard about what happened to those people in New York last year. That is sad. Is it worth killing someone for a cheap TV?

F*ck that. I rather just stay home and flip through all those boring football games.

MY B-day was good. Got a couple of free drinks and a offer of a blowjob from a lesbian barmaid (Even though I think she was f*cking with me). XD

And on the C.J. front, I'm trying to work on the 'bad guy' backstory. So please be patient.

Hope everyone is safe and in one piece today.

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!

And without further ado, some thoughts on some subjects...





And this is about what modern medicine can or can't fix...



And this what what some people should do...



These are the jokes, folks...

Thanks!

Later!

If you ever want to go to Boise, Idhao...

This is what you can expect...



And some more...



OH yea...I wanna live there...

But seriously, I could give a sh*t about Boise...this is just a joke between me and a friend...

So don't take this TOO seriously...

Thanks for watching...

Later...

Vacation time again...

Well, I'm trying to relax this week, so here's a clip from a movie basically started the whole cyber universe thing...(or rather a trailer for the LONG AWAITED SEQUEL...)



Have fun!

Later!

Trick or Treat!

Well, I think Halloween is just a beggar's holiday, but what the hell...Enjoy...



Later!

And some more...

(Note: All characters are fictional, etc., etc.,)

The Legend of C.J.

Chapter 1, Part 3:

Of Mice and Corvettes.

C.J.'s Corvette drove into the seemingly empty garage. The garage looked normal. C.J. honked the horn and a figure walked out from the back. The figure was about 5' 8", had red hair and a normal face. HE looked at the Corvette and the FOUR flats tires.

'JEEZUS F*CKING CHRIST! I thought I told you that the nitro was supposed to be for chases, not for reliving some Knight Rider fantasy.' the figure said.

C.J. got out of the Corvette.

'Excuse me, it was either that or being locked up by the cops, Joe.' C.J. said as he removed his helmet.

C.J. had brownish hair and brown hair. He stood about 6 foot.

'At least the cops wouldn't have f*cked up the Vette, Zach...' Joe said.

Zachery James Duggan, the son of James Duggan, the CEO of Duggan Industries. Duggan Industries is currently a group of hi-tech companies who specialize in mainly military applications.

'Would you like some cheese to go with that WHINE?' Zach asked Joe.

Joseph Peter Ruben, part time mechanic and intern for Zach's dad's company.

'Well, how the hell do we explain that we need four new tires because YOU blew them up? And also, daddy has been looking for you, it seems that the boys down in the R & D department had some of their 'toys' go missing...'

'Like you don't know about that, huh?' Zach said.

'Well, call dad up asap or he's gonna be more pissed than he usually is...' Joe said.

'Well, I gotta get some sleep first...I'm gonna crash in the back, ok?'

'Whatever...' said Joe as he looked over the Vette.

That's it for now...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Another day, another post...

Hey all...

It's been a couple of weeks since I wrote something, to be honest, I haven't really found anything new to write about, I got writer's block when it comes to CJ. (Maybe that's why I stopped it back in the day.)

It was suggested to me that I catch Micheal Moore's new movie 'Capitalism: A love story.'

As much as I respect Mr. Moore's work, I just can't bring myself to watching it. Isn't there enough conspiracies around here with chemtrails and all? (And to a certain person, yes, I 'yes'ed you about it. You know I'm not a movie freak to begin with, and you 'pushing' me to see a two hour documentary isn't how I'd want to spend my time.)

But anyway, I have been hitting some of the casinos around here. The Eldorado owes me $20. LOL.

Even though, I can see why people spend hours in casinos, especially in today's economy. The allure of riches is quite powerful indeed. But yours truly, knows when to quit while he's behind. lol.

Seriously, playing the slots maybe a fun little hobby, but when you're hocking your first born, it's time to quit.

The only winners are the casinos...

Thanks for reading.

Later!

It sure gets cold out here, real quick...

Welcome back, folks.

Well, when I was checking out Reno, I was thinking 'Hey, it's sounds like it stays warm all year round.'

Well, the past few days have pawned my ass. It went from 70 to 34 in a few hours. A big shock for someone who wasn't prepared for it.

Now I'm on a quest to try and pick up some winter gear. I picked some things up. Hopefully, I can amass some decent winter gear.

But from what I heard, my old stomping ground in Philly is even worse off than here.

Well, stay warm.

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Headed out the highway...

Howdy folks,

Yours truly with a regular update. Well, for starters, there is this biker convention or something like that going on down here. I would post pics, but I'm not that big of a biker freak. But they do have lots of stalls and music around.

It's nice to be in a place where there's always something going on down here. Whether there's a mini concert in Wingfield Park or a major event like Hot August nights. I gotta admit, it's never boring around here. Unlike another state *coughOKZcough* I know of.

Just can't wait until Xmas to see what's going on. F*ck Halloween (teaching kids how to beg, pfft.).

Seeing those bikers reminded that I gotta do a update to C.J. I'm just trying to think of a good way to continue it.

But otherwise, I'm good, thanks for asking...

That's it for now...

Thanks for reading.

Later!