Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Hopefully this year will be better than the last one...

Let's see:

- A new prez in office.
- Sarah Palin mania.
- Bailout fever.
- A f*cked economy.
- People losing their houses.
- Gas pricing gouging
- More mindless tv on. (Hole in the Wall, anyone?)
- Miley Cyrus posing nude.
- Britney having a nervous breakdown and coming back in force.
- Madonna dating A-Rod. (swing batter, swing)
- OJ Simpson FINALLY going to jail.
- Heath Ledger's death. (ZZZZZZZZZ)

Did I miss anything?

Well, I'm still in the twilight zone. But hopefully if everything works out, I could be out of here soon. But let's not jump the gun right now...

*crosses fingers*

But anyway, just a big HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND READERS!

Just watch yourselves and be careful out there!

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Doctor's Shield.

[Note: All Characters are owned by their respective owners. This is merely a fan fic I have been meaning to get down for awhile. This story should not be considered canon by either FX or the BBC. This is just a 'What If?' type of story. Thank you.]

The Doctor's Shield. Chapter One, Part One.

Downtown Los Angeles.

Vic Mackie was driving down 45th street headed towards the Farmington police precinct, or to the others working there, the Farm.

Vic Mackie was a detective there. Part of a special unit called the Strikeforce. The Strikeforce was a pilot program aim at getting rid of the illegal element the local neighborhood for years. Gangs, drugs, prostitution, etc. The Farm was going to be the new prototype of how all districts were going to be in the future.

But Vic Mackie's 'ideas' on crime and punishment was just a little too much for his superiors at times. Sure, they knew Vic was doing things 'outside of the box', but no one could argue with the results. Even though the Mayor's office and City Hall was getting threatened with lawsuits and the like every other day over things like 'civil rights', 'harassment', etc. The Mayor brushed it all off. 'They'll thank us in the end...' he quiped.

But elections change everything. With the threat of getting booted out of office, the Mayor launched an investigation into Vic Mackie's 'dealings'. The Mayor wasn't happy with what he found: robbing an Armenian Money train and claiming it wasn't a money train. Killing a fellow officer who threatened to blow the whistle on the whole deal. Conspiring with the gang known as the 'One-Niners' to cut down another gang. Planting evidence on several high profile suspects just to make a bust. And the list went on.

In the end, it didn't matter what the Strikeforce did. As long as Vic Mackie was part of it, it could never get any real support.

So Vic got demoted and moved to another district and the Strikeforce was disbanded.

But that was all before the disappearances happened. At first, it seemed trivial. This gang member was missing, that was missing. Who cares about gangs? They were shooting and killing each other all the time. It was just a matter of time before their bodies turned up in some morgue somewhere.

But they didn't. And this is where Vic came in. With the Farm overwhelmed by the local residents worried that they might be next. Civil Rights groups screaming racism because most of the gangs around were minorities. At the end, there was no choice, Vic Mackie was the only one with the most experience with this type of gang behavior.

Vic Mackie sighed as he pulled into the Farm.

'And I should give a rat's ass about this because?' Vic thought to himself as he was searching for a parking spot.

[To be continued next post. Either that, or I will just continue it with this one...lol...]

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry F'N XMAS!

Yea, right. It's just another day off to me. I'm just relaxing right now, sipping some beer and updating my blog.

Just a quiet day with mostly everything closed up and everyone leaving to go someplace else. So I basically get to chill and relax. :)

Nothing on tv but mindless craptrap about the holidays and infomercials.

So it's kinda of boring at the moment. Maybe later on, there will be some decent on tv.

Oh, well. It's kinda of nice just being able to relax for a day and not worrying about running around and sh*t.

I think I'll pop in a PS2 game and play around for awhile...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Monday, December 22, 2008

The end of the Gamefaqs Era...

Mark this day. I have decided to close my account on Gamefaqs and walk away(not entirely true, I let some few choice words fly to some people who I found extremely annoying. Of course, I got modded for it, but at this point, who cares? I certainly didn't.

I really want to go full throttle and really burn through the Gamefaqs TOS (terms of service) and get myself banned. I already had one account banned for something I did over at GF's 'sister' site, Lamespot. (What happened was that I decided to f*ck around on Lamespot with my 'main' account, 'avideogameplayer' and ended up getting banned from both sites. Which to me was a crock of sh*t. But, meh. I did it and it was done and over with.)

Anyway, I was using a back up account called 'avidgameplayer' for awhile. Sure, it was just a cheap knock off of my main account, but hey...

But then, with the holidays coming around...I got to thinking about things. Like I was on the Gamefaqs site for over 7 years. 7 years. What the f*ck have I been doing with my time/life?

Granted, it was my choice. But it seemed like a drug to me...I seen or at least heard of goings on there, that, at the time, seemed cool and funny. But now seemed stupid or retarded.

Since we're on the subject of retards, I have seen Gamefaqs grew into a nice, online community then turn into a complete and utter cesspool of mental jackasses and power hungry fapmasters.

I tried to dodge any bullets, sort to speak, but it was just getting to me. Day in and day out. Same old sh*t.

Log in.
Post in some topic.
Read some annoying bullsh*t.
Try and remember that it's a internet message board.
Log out.

Wash, rinse, repeat...

It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't for a few things...

- an influx of new users who basically has no brains to speak of.
- a TOS which basically has you posting bland, stupid sh*t so you won't get into trouble.
- a site Admin(who once dressed as a Sailor Scout for a comic convention) who is more worried about ad revenue than how he treats the people who frequent the site.
- a Moderation team that has no accountability to no one. (Rule #1: GF Mods are always right. Rule #2: See Rule #1.)
- a on-site hacker who has ADMITTED TO stealing hundreds, if not more, accounts and still allowed to post on the message boards. (For the record, this is not a damnation of the hacker himself but rather the asinine logic of the site and the Admin in general.) Come on, now, if GF was any other site, mr. hacker would've had his ISP called and possible charges brought up against him.
- lack of any 'modern' features that most message boards have(Private message system, quoting...)
- Invisible rules that no one knows about until you break them.

I could go on, but...

Anyway, I decided that enough was enough. I had my fill of message boards. Maybe later on, I might find some other ones to post on.

But as for Lamefaqs, I'm done. Finished, etc...

Which brings me back to here...I started this blog as a way to comment on all the things that happened on Lamefaqs, but, like me, it changed. Don't worry, I will keep on posting here on various stuff.

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Are we done yet?

It's getting to the home stretch for this bullsh*t to be over with. Well, I, for one, will be glad when it will be over. Just getting sick of all this overhyped commercialism, materialism sh*t.

But I guess it's just the way it goes, I suppose. I never really care for the holidays after I grew up. After finding out about Santa Claus (SPOILERS: HE DOESN'T EXIST), it just lost it's magic.

And with the current trend of starting Xmas after HALLOWEEN, it's kinda of hard to get into the mood, you know?

Makes me glad I'm off Xmas eve and Xmas day.

But if you're into that bullsh*t, good for you...

But meh...I've harped enough with this subject.

Maybe the new year will be something new...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

How do you like them Apples?

For all you iPod owners better be thankful for this:

http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Apple%27s_Ban_On_iPod_Sync_Software_Stymied_By_Wikileaks

It seems Apple wants to have a monopoly on what kind of software your can have on your iPods.

Apple's legal effort to remove the source code and related Web pages that could create iTunes-like software from the Internet appears to have failed.

Apple has tried to pimp out the DCMA to try and stop a third party website stopping them from making software for the iPods.

The project, named iPodHash, is an effort to open the iPod and iPhone to third-party media software other than Apple's iTunes.

Apple issued a C&D (cease and desist order) to a website that has been making software for iPods. But this guy fought back...

The Electronic Frontier Foundation disagrees with Apple's position.

Let the legal ramblings begin...

EFF attorney Fred von Lohmann claimed that the iPodHash project has not yet succeeded, which means Apple is trying to ban technical speech rather than functional code that enables the circumvention of a digital lock.

In other word, Apple is phailing at trying to keep a monopoly on what kind of software you can use on your iPods.

And kudos to the guys EFF for fighting the fight against companies who think they can just abuse the DCMA just because they can...

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Well, two more weeks...

Until the big day. I wonder how many people are gonna have a 'Merry Christmas' this year? Not many I imagine. With everything going on these days, you'd be lucky to have a pot to p*ss in and a window to throw it out of.

But Christmas is a time of miracles...so maybe somebody will have a merry one. Hopefully it won't be those big corporate jackasses with their hands out.

As for me, I don't know what I'm gonna be doing. But it's no big deal. I never did like the holidays anyway.

Well, sorry for such a short post, I haven't any good ideas to post about. Maybe something will pop up.

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

What happened to the rest of the year?

With the coming holidays, you see all sorts of stories of television how all these people helping out the less fortunate during this time of year. All that's well and good, but there's one thing:

Why aren't you people helping out these people the rest of the year?

You think giving out a toy or donating some food is gonna make up for these poor people the rest of the year? No, it's not.

I know some people DO help all during the year, but this once a year crap is just self righteous bullsh*t from people who have WAY TOO much money and time on their hands.

Ho-ho-ho...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Bailing out

It's bail out mania at Washington. If you're some company who cooked the books, made bad calls and generally really f*cked up things and are on the verge of shutting down, come crawling to Washington, they will give you the money you need to survive for years to come. All you have to do is promise to make some changes (it doesn't matter if you follow through.), and the check is in the mail...

/sarcasm

Seriously, whatever happened to the free market system? Did it suddenly disappear? I guess it did.

This thing begs the question: Where the hell are we getting all this money to bail these guys out? It's bad enough we have this huge ass deficit going on and this little mess is gonna make it worse. But come on, now...

Most of us are taught only to spend within our means. (Doesn't mean it's happening). Why can't the gov't do that? What does that tell us about the gov't and society in general?

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for helping out if it's needed, but these greedy corporate yahoos don't need help. They need to be a little more responsible for the companies they run.

SRSLY!

But I guess it's a case of 'Do as I say and not as I do.'

*eyeroll*

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Enough of this corporate socialism...

This is really getting ridiculous. First the housing market, then the banks, and the auto industry.

What about the average joe (I'm not talking about that plumber guy, either.)? What are we getting out of this? Just a bigger deficit.

If they really want to help us out, then they should bail out all these places and give EVERY AMERICAN stock options. Since all of OUR money is going to these places, we have every right to own a piece of these places.

F*ck these CEOs who make WAY TOO much money while screwing the little guy in terms of wages and benefits. Let us make the decisions on which way the companies are run.

Then we will see how well these places run...

But that's not gonna happen because no one is calling up their state/city reps to b*tch them out about it.

Pfft.

And on a related note, I heard the state of California has their hand out. WTF? Why doesn't Ar-nuld ask his Hollywood buddies to chip in. They live there, too. I'm sure Tom Cruise and his sciencecrap buddies would be willing to donate. But then again, their tax exempt status was probably a reason why the state was running out of money...

But we shouldn't be giving out money to these bozos. They wanna let California be a haven for the rich and famous, let THEM bail out the gov't.

Sheesh. This sh*t is getting out of hand...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Hmmm...this is PATHETIC...

Well, it seems that some poor Walmart employee in Long Island, New York, got TRAMPLED to death on Black Friday.

Was it worth this poor guy's life just some *ssholes could get a deal on some TV or whatever it was? WAS IT?

I don't think so. Dude was trying to do his just and this sh*t happens. I'm telling you, people are getting f*cking crazy lately.

The stuff isn't going ANYWHERE, people. Xmas is supposed to be a holiday of 'good will towards man'. But I guess the almighty dollar won out on this go round.

Everyday I hear stories like this, makes my faith in my fellow human shrink just a little. Does anyone even CARE any more? You would think post 9/11, we would be over this little petty bullsh*t. But thanks to Bushie, we're just gangbanging in Iraq.

This is GREED and STUPIDITY at it's highest level.

I better stop now, before I REALLY get p*ssed off and end up losing my Google account.

And on a personal note, a BIG HELLO to all my new visitors. Hope you enjoy reading my posts as much as I like writing them. If you got any good ideas for a blog post, don't be afraid to hit me up on the comments page...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Better get your combat boots on...

It's BLACK FRIDAY, the most ridiculous, retarded, day of the year. Everyone gets up at the crack of dawn looking for some early bird deals the retailers have set up. Really...who wants to get up at f*cking 4 AM in the morning cause Wal-Mart has a big 42 inch HD TV on sale for $199?

And whatever happen to common sense? Why wait until the last minute to do all of your shopping? It's ONE DAY of the year, people! You got 364 other days to shop for your sh*t, But, NOOOOOOO. You have to go off like wild f*ckin animals for this stuff.

Has anyone ever heard of GIFT CARDS? They're easy, convenient, and you don't have to worry if it's the right size, etc. Let someone do your shopping for you.

In this technological age, why are people still sh*t like this the HARD WAY? We got the internet people! www.goonlineshopping.com. Safe, convenient, and they do deliver, people...

And besides, with all this crap going on nowadays, why are we so focus on this stuff? Don't we have better things to do with our time and money?

I suppose not...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving

This is just a quick blog wishing everyone a happy turkey day. Hope everyone don't eat too much and fall asleep watching football(*gags and chokes*). I gotta work a half a day tomorrow. So I will be home to enjoy the rest of the day. Thank god I got a PS2. I bought Final Fantasy 12 for 10 bucks, so I will be messing with that for awhile.

Don't worry, I will still be blogging.

Oh, I got a haircut today. The barber took like a half hour to cut it all. Yea, IT WAS THAT LONG! LOL.

It will grow back. Just wanted a little change. Had long hair for like 3-4 years. After that long, it does get on your nerves.

Some people might not like it, but it will grow back.

And this is to all the idiots who decide to kill themsevles on Black Friday:

ONLINE SHOPPING!

Seriously, my Xmas shopping used to consist of buying a bunch of gift cards. It's just easier on my part. I rather do that, than trying to figure out what this one wants, what color they want, etc.

Sh*t, call me lazy, but at least people can pick out what THEY want and it's easier for the people who get them. You can wait for a few months to use it, too. So if something goes on sale later on, BAM! You can get it cheaper.

But that's just me.

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

This day in history...

Let's see...the three major things that happen on November 23rd (or at the ones I really care to remember...lol):

JFK got assassinated.

My all time fave sci fi show, Dr. Who premiered. (even though the BBC had to rerun it the following week because of JFK's assassination.)

Sonic 2 came on for the Genesis. Sonic 2sday they called it.

Man, I remember reading about that game in EGM back in the day. I was living in a rooming house down in the Port Richmond area of Philly at the time. I was working in a comic book store at the time. (good old Classic Comics on Kensington ave.). I was making like $170 a week at the time, shelling out $70 out for my rent at said rooming house.

I remember getting that game on Sunday that week when it came out. I rushed over to Aramingo ave. to the Toys R Us. The store was a little busy that day. Aramingo ave. was always busy on Sundays. I went to the video game section and seeing that they still had a few copies left. So I grabbed one and ran home.

I threw off my jacket, slammed my game in and played it like a motherf*cker...

It was 8 megs of pure fun. (At the time, anyways...). I thought the graphics and music were decent. I kinda like the second stage music (forgot what it was, but all of a sudden popped into my head.)

I thought Tails was just a waste on some stages, especially the bonus stages. Is boy a f*ck up or what? What were those Sega guys smoking when they created him?

I think I stayed up until 1 a.m. just messing with it. Damn that cheap ass mecha sonic thing! Burned like 10 continues trying to beat him...ended up being a walking zombie the next day...oh well...

But I beat it...hell yea! But the ending was a disappoinment...oh well, we didn't have DVD-ROMS where you can store FMVs up your ass.

But all in all, a good game to play.

You kiddies are lucky these days. The internet was just a toy for whoever owned a modem and didn't mind dail up back then. There was no pr0n floating around, no viruses, no firewalls, no USB connection, no 'free' stuff sites where you can download sh*t, no blogging, no SH*T! Just 8 bit graphics and text back then.

You brats are SPOILED! Don't hide it...you kids are damn lucky to have what you got...

You kids are...*looks around*

Aw, GOD! I flipped into a old man rant, didn't I? lol

Sorry. With my birthday and all, it's kinda of hard not to reminsce about stuff sometimes.

But, another year down and another one to try and survive.

Happy B-day to me...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Monday, November 17, 2008

Another bailout

It was bad enough that the US gov't is bailing out the banking/financial industry even though it was their greed that did this to them.

Now there are talks about bailing out the auto industry.

WHAT THE F*CK?

Did we bail out one car maker (I think it was Dodge/Chyseller(sp)?) in the 80's?

Now, 20 odd years later, we are expected to bail out the rest of them?

The CEOs of these places are blaming everyone but themselves for why their companies are failing.

Not to sound like a crass *sshole, but let them go under.

I'm sure I will get a lot of slack about people losing their jobs, etc.

But I'm sick and tired of every time I turn around, the gov't is bailing out big business and doing NOTHING for the average person.

Last time I checked, driving was a privilege, not a right. So why are we sweating a industry that's basically a non essential commodity? If you look around these days, there's PUH-LENTY of used car lots around. So there's no excuse about not trying to find a car.

I'm sorry that it doesn't go from 0 to 60 in 20 seconds, have GPS, or looks really, really, cool. But if it gets you from Point A to Point B, stop your b*tching!

Hell, we might be doing a good thing here. Without all these new cars on the road, we might be able to improve public transportation (or introduce it in states that don't have it.). Hell, we might be helping the environment(I could be wrong, but f*ck it).

Let me catch ya later, I gottta hike to work. LOL.

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Taking inventory

Well, as my ole b-day comes around(it's next week, btw.), I start feeling melancholy about my life. Even though at this point with no female around, it's probably the ONLY thing I'm feeling. lol.

But in all seriousness, birthdays are like a mixed bag. It's a time for celebration and also a time to look back and see how far you've come in your life.

Is this the place where I want to be? Is this the job I wanted? Is that the car I wanted to drive? Is this the person I want to spend the rest of my life with?

Birthdays are also a time for looking back at the choices you made.

Did I do this right? Did I do that right? Did I call the people I care enough? Did I give enough to that charity? Why did I do this? Why did I do that? Why did I move here?

At my age(don't ask, wiseasses...XD), birthdays aren't just about getting some stuff and getting drunk while doing so. lol. It's more of a reminder that I'm survived another year, with the hope of getting through another one with my sanity intact.

Even though, with my b-day being close to Thanksgiving and Xmas, it's kinda hard not to sometimes...

Until next time, STAY THE F*CK OFF MY LAWN, YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS!

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

We're off to a good start with the new prez...

Instead of worrying about how Borock Yourmama is going to help lead our country, you know what the media is sweating?

WHAT KIND OF F*CKING DOG HE IS GONNA GET WHEN HE MOVES INTO THE WHITE HOUSE!

WTF?

We got a failing economy, a sh*thole in the Middle East (Thanks to Bushie), a energy crisis, etc. and THIS IS THE SH*T WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT?

/facewall

Have we become THAT dumbed down that this is what passes as reporting these days? Never mind that Yourmama could be a hidden pedophile, let's go see what kind of 'mutt' he's gonna get.

And people wonder why I don't watch the news. It's more about ratings, shock value and puff pieces like this.

Is there any intelligence on TV anymore? Or I'm stuck just watching the Simpsons just so I don't have to get disgusted enough to throw my size 10 and half sneaker through my television set?

Oh, btw you shouldn't forget to get one of those DTV converter thingies, cause digital TV will be SOOOOOOO much better...

F*CK!

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

At a crossroads...

In just 2 weeks, I will put another notch on my controller.

Kinda makes me feel REALLY old. Lol.

But in all seriousness, how many of you actually are right where you wanna be in your life?

I know I'm not. But where do I go? Do I stay in a place where I don't want to just cause it's easy? Do I move?

If I do move, where do I go? I have a couple of ideas. But without any money, I'm stuck here for the moment.

But I'm looking at several apartments in different states. Still trying to figure things out. Like how close is it to a certain job, does it have sidewalks, how's the public transportation, etc...

A lot of questions, not a hell of a lot of answers...

I hate getting old...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Let's see what happens next...

Borock Yourmama is our new president. A BLACK president to boot.

I'm not so worried about that as much as he has little or no experience in politics.

Will he be able to deliver on all these promises he made on the campaign trail?

What about his forgien(sp?) policy? What will that do?

The economy? The possible energy crisis?

A lot of questions that have to be answered.

Hopefully, all the answers will be good ones.

Cause we're STUCK with him for the next four years...unless we bring Monica back...

I was gonna post more, but Borock Yourmama didn't do anything yet...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Did we skip a holiday or something?

It's the day after Halloween and they're playing f*cking CHRISTMAS songs at my store.

Did I oversleep or something? Did I rip off two months instead of one on my calender?

WTF?

It was one thing to start to this Xmas bullsh*t after Thanksgiving. 'Black Friday' is what they used to call it. But I guess these greedy retailers want a jumpstart on the holidays season.

Again, WTF?

What happened to Thanksgiving? Was there some meeting I wasn't invited to? Could someone PUH-LEAZE tell me what is going on?

And these stores wonder why people aren't gonna out shopping like they used to. Gee, I'd burnt out on Xmas too, if it got jammed down my throat 6 weeks early.

This is just stupid and greedy.

I'm not a big holiday fan to begin with, but this is going a little too far in my book. They already try that 'Xmas in July' junk sometimes.

Next thing you know, they will be having a 'XMAS 2'...(a cookie to whoever gets the movie reference).

Sheesh! I'd like to shove a few candy canes up somebody's ass...

Whew...I'm done...lol..

And on a side note, a glitch is preventing me from post comments on my OWN blog don't know if it's fixed or not, I haven't tried it lately.

So:

Viper, it was nice hearing from ya again, hope you're feeling better. Don't be a stranger! There's always next year for your Mariners...

Anon, Ella is doing fine. I'm ok. Good luck with the job hunt! If you get some cash, I want some sneakers, and the 4th season of Dr. Who on dvd for Xmas/b-day. Lol. But just get working again would be the best thing for ya...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Will they do it?

It looks like my old 'home' town team, the Phillies might actually win the World Series after 28 f*cking years...

I was like 11 years old when they last won. Considering that I'm not a big fan of sports to begin with (If you wanna count wrestling...), this is pretty freaky to me...

All the time, I'm in Philly and they never won a damn thing. The moment I'm out of Philly, they begin to win.

I guess I'm a jinx...lol...

I don't know if they're gonna win right now, but if they do, all you people in Philly better stay inside tomorrow...

Trust me...it's gonna be a MAD HOUSE out there...

Just be careful!

Go TAMPA BAY!

Just kidding...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

The funny thing about blogging...

You can get all sorts of comments sent in on it. Some are kind, some are mean, and some are downright weird...

The question boils down to:

Do you post them?

Well, I do unless it's something really off the wall or something a little too personal that I feel that could be expressed in another way.

This is my blog, and no one else's...

So don't take it too personal if I don't post your comments. It's not out of being mean or an *sshole.

It's just I feel some comments shouldn't be posted for whatever reason...

But I do read all my comments and do like them.

So keep them coming!

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

What should I do?

After what happened a couple of weeks ago, it seems like I'm not myself. It feels like I'm just watching myself from the outside of things.

I just can't explain it...I thought I was alright, but there's this nagging feeling inside me. I don't know what it is. I wish I knew.

The one thing I DO know is, that I want to get out of here!

But I can't. Without money these days, you can't do sh*t...

And that's annoying me, too. It seems that no matter what I do, it seems that I take 1 step foward and 2 steps back...

*sighs*

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

And this is why I don't vote...

http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/rnc-fraudulent-acorn-voter-registrations/story.aspx?guid={C186C49A-C73E-484F-B2E9-7C245D8F65DC}&dist=hppr

(You might have to copy and paste the link to read the story. Sorry)

It seems like that ACORN group has been accused of voter registration fraud. Even in my old home town in Philly.

I wouldn't normally post anything from the repubicians, but this is just scratching the surface of what these bozos are doing to the whole election process.

It was bad enough in 2000 with that recount thing in Florida. But these bozos are doing the same thing for the demorats.

They(ACORN) have been paying homeless, druggies, etc. to fill out voter registration cards. This group is even being nailed in Ohio.

WTF?

It's bad enough that we got 2 incompetent bozos running for the biggest office in the land, we got sh*t like this popping up.

Makes me wanna try to move to Canada or Europe...

What next?

Oh, and on a personal note: Yo, Dodgers! Beat those Phillies!

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Trick or Treat...

Yep, it's that time of the year again. Where the little rugrats dress up like little 'creatures' and go door to door begging for candy.

It was fun when I was little kid, but as I grew up, the whole thing became rather stupid/silly to me. I'm sure it did to a whole lot of people.

Let's not forget the sh*tload of horror movies that pop up. I mean really, what's the point? Nowadays, you can go outside and watch the show. Lol.

To me, this whole Halloween thing is just a bunch of sh*t. You're teaching kids that it's all right to beg for stuff. I guess it's good practice when they get future jobs in fast food and signing up for welfare.

Hopefully, this whole thing will come and go.

Bah humbug!

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

100th post!

Yippie! How fun...

But seriously, thanks to all my fans(all 3 of you...lol...) for all your support and all. Didn't think I would've been able to keep up with this blog with youse!

*GROUP HUG*

But anyway, I wanted to do something special for the occasion, but, meh...f*ck it, I'm tired. I had a long day, driving lessons, a little running around trying to do some odds and ends, etc.

I might add some stuff later on, but I can't think of anything right now. Sorry...

:(

My driving lessons are going good, I'm getting good at stopping. I still need some work on my turns, but not much...

I'm alright otherwise. I start a new schedule on Saturday so my blogging might be put on hold, or not...just gotta find the time...

Don't worry, I'll keep working on it...

And once again:

Thanks to everyone who reads this and leaves comments.

Love you all!

Later!

Saturday, October 4, 2008

It's been rough the last few days...

Really. I was doing a friend a favor by meeting her at her job and walking her home. When we got back to the apartment complex, she saw a couple of 'gangsta' dude hanging around the area. As we walked around the corner, she told me to turn around, which, I didn't and I paid the price for it.

I ended up getting jumped and robbed. It was only one guy and the f*cking *sshole did a number on my face and made off with my credit cards and all.

And I thought my face was ugly before...

But anyway, I'm trying to get back into the swing of things...

But I honestly don't think I can be 100% recovered until I can get out of this f*cking hellhole!

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Well, the people have spoken...

Well, the $700 billion dollar corporate bailout package that Washington was gonna jam down our throats has PHAIL'D.

It seems that people didn't like the fact that corporate America getting handouts when everyone else is struggling.

And the people DID make their voices known, BIG TIME. They called their elected reps, protested, emailed the newspapers, etc...

Why can't people do this on other important issues? But either way, it's good that people can still shut down things when the need arises.

Both political parties, who at the time, had the votes to pass it, didn't have them anymore. Repubicans and Demohacks both started pointing fingers at each other, as usual. They gonna both try again on Thursday.

I don't know what's gonna happen with the banks and all if there's no bailout, but it's not gonna be pretty...

But, one thing is clear:

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.

And we're tired of corporate welfare!

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Fun Times...

Well, my vacation's is over and I gotta go back today. Yippee.

But the biggest news this week is how the gov't is trying to bail out all these banks. WTF? What about bailing out us 'regular' people? We're not the ones that f*cked up the whole housing system. We're the ones that put in our time at work, pay our taxes, etc. But we can't get affordable healthcare, a decent school system, safe streets, a wage that we can live on, instead of this $7 an hour sh*t.

I thought the U.S. government worked for US, not Wall Street. They f*cked up. Let them stew in their own juices.

Even though it's funny hearing how Mclame broke away from his campaign to try and help and ending up f*cking things up some more. LOL.

Hopefully the masses will see what kind of idiot Mclame is and vote for someone else.

My vote is 'None of the Above'...

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Vacation's almost done...

And I didn't do a damn thing expect just chilling and relaxing. I basically live over in BK during these two weeks. LOL. But it's going to feel funny going back after all this time. But it's all right.

Maybe next year I will be able to go somewhere...

But otherwise, I'm good.

Sorry for the small update. But don't worry, I will probably post something good later on. With all this stuff with Mclame and Yourmama going on, I'm sure something will pop up...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Friday, September 19, 2008

*bangs head against wall*

Hey! What's up, people? Sorry for such a stretch between updates, but I'm still on vacation. I was just relaxing and putzing around until I heard about a couple of interesting events that popped up.

1. AIG, a major insurance company, on the verge of ruin because of the current housing 'crisis', is given a $850 billion loan (with a very small percentage rate) from OUR GOVERNMENT to save it from going bankrupt and ruining the economy. In exchange, uncle sam, gets a huge stake in the company.

WHAT THE F*CK? This is the biggest example of corporate welfare that I have ever seen. It's bad enough that these companies get to leap around tax loopholes, get to ship jobs down to some third world country so they don't have to pay a LIVABLE WAGE while their top guys get millions in pay and benefits while their employees have to work two or more jobs to pay for everything and go on welfare, because, heaven forbid, that they offer affordable healthcare to their employees.

And I haven't heard anything about AIG trying to take care of their house. All the CEOs, COO, C.*N.T.S, and whoever else is still getting paid. I'm sure those employees that will end up being unemployed will take comfort in that thought while they tell little Suzie why she can't eat tonight.

Makes me f*cking sick.


And once again, no one is saying sh*t about it.

Pfft...

2. It seems some 'hacker' broke into VP candidate, Palin's, Yahoo email account. There was several government documents, which in turn, was posted on several websites (I would've posted them myself, but I could care less about trying to find them. Google is your friend...). There's was this big fuss about she shouldn't have used a PUBLIC EMAIL for gov't business, especially since she was a GOVERNMENT EMAIL account.

What a f*cking moron. Looks like McLame found himself a running mate as stupid as he is...

Well, a 20 year old son of a Democratic state rep has taken responsibility for the 'hacking'.

'What started as a prank was cut short because of panic over the possibility the FBI might investigate.' - the hacker wrote. (Really? No sh*t, sherlock!) (I would post the link, but that would violate Blogger's TOS, sorry. :( )

What a f*cking punk...

I seen account hackers on Gamefaqs with more balls than this ass.

The funny thing is, this guy will get nailed to the wall for this, while, Palin will be left alone for her stupidity. Even though, she looks more of a threat to national security than some email hacker.

Whew! My head hurts...

Well, my driving lesson was alright. I'm getting better at the stopping. I should grab some dime and see if I can stop on them...lol...

I go back next Friday, oh goodie...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Ahhhh....rest and relaxation...

Man, it feels so good having some time off. Right now, I'm just putzing around and not really doing anything. Which is a good thing. After working for over a year without calling out, I think I deserve it. I don't have any plans right now except to goof off...

After all, it's that the point of a vacation?

LOL...

Maybe if something pops up that's post worthy, I will post it...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Just a short update...

After the last couple of posts, I'm kinda of beat...lol...so this is gonna be kinda short. Sorry.

:(

Well, anyway I went on my driving lesson today, I'm getting a little better with my braking and judging distances. But I can do better, IMHO. But it's was good.

My teacher is hinting at getting some cones so I could start with some parallel parking. YIKES! LOL.

But anyway, I'm on vacation now, so if I don't update anytime soon, that's the reason.

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Seven years ago today...

On a quiet day in New York City, two airplanes crashed into the Twin Towers and ending up destroying them and killing hundreds, if not thousands of people in the process.

Where were you on that day?

I was working at Burger King in Philly that day. Everyone heard about it via a phone call from a employee who was off that day. I was sent home early that day. When I came home, I turned on the television, all the networks were covering the event.

Everyone was offering their opinions about what happen and who could be responsible for it.

It was a very tragic day for all those involved.

We later learned it was Osama bin Ladle and his terrorist network who claimed to the act. And of course, we tried to capture him, but so far no luck...

The U.S. gov't said things will change. We will be safer. They will protect us, etc.

But what has happened in those past seven years?

We got the 'Patriot Act', a bill passed meant to help capture terrorists. But it basically gave the gov't to subvert our constitutional rights in the name of 'security'.

We raided Iraq to get Saddam Hussien under false pretenses and are still there trying to 'stabilize' the region.
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We got all these corporations feeding our personal information to Uncle Sam just because they think that we're 'terrorists'...*coughAT&Tcough*.

We had to bail out the airlines because no one wanted to use them at the time. Don't ask the bigwigs to take a paycut...

We got higher gas prices because we're reluctant to try and change things.

But the bigger question is:

Are we any safer now than we were?

I don't know...I can't answer that question...

In the meanwhile, my condolences to all the family and friends who were affected by this tragedy...

Thank you for reading...

Later!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Hole in the Wall

No, it's not any type of sexual innuendo. It's a new game show which we 'lifted' from Japan. The game involves one person standing on a ledge of a treadmill with a pit of some sort of liquid behind them. (I'm guessing it's like water or mud or something like that.) What happens next is really strange.

They roll these big walls with these various cut outs in them. The goal of the game is that you gotta fit your body to fit the cutouts so you can pass through them. If not, you get pushed back into the pit of nasty stuff.

What the f*ck.../mega facedesk

Have we become THAT stupid that anyone could find this sh*t entertaining? I could see this being pushed during the summer season where it would be good for a few laughs, but it's gonna be a REGULAR SHOW!!

If this show even survives a few shows, I wouldn't be surprised.

I keep forgetting that people are getting more f*cking stupid by the day...

*sighs*

I guess lipstick on a pig is still a pig...

Stupid people like stupid sh*t...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Oprah is finally showing her true colors...

Well, this morning, I was at BK messing around when I saw on Fox news that Oprah Winfrey won't let VP hopeful Sarah Palin on her show.

Some excuses are:

She doesn't want to be a platform for these candidates running.

Oh, really now? Then how come you had Borock Yourmama on your show 2006/2007? Huh? He wasn't a official yet.

She's a Repubician. (Yea, I spelt it that way...).

I could almost buy that, expect, that your show caters to WOMEN and why wouldn't you want to show what a mother of 5 could do if she put her mind to it?

I could tell you the REAL reason why Oprah is not putting Palin on her show.

It's the same reason she funded to build all those schools in Africa...

SHE'S A F*CKING RACIST!

Stop trying to pretend you're not, Oprah. You put on these mid level guests on the show to grab some ratings from the white bread soccer moms. But to put someone on who could help shape the next four years just cause she's white? OH NOES!

Well, Oprah, you already f*cked with putting that phony quack, Dr. Phil on the air. (Token gesture, maybe?)

And maybe Racheal Ray hooked ya up with some cornbread and grits.

But you just owned yourself with this stunt.

Here's hoping that the network takes your ass off the f*cking air...

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Here's comes the Thunder...

At least that's what the new OKC NBA basketball name is...

Wow! With a name like that, it really makes me wanna go to their lame ass f*cking games. They were showing on the news how there were lines of people in some places to buy the new merchandise. What a bunch of f*cking sheep.

They haven't even played their FIRST GAME yet! Cheese and F*cking crackers.

I hope to the deity that they f*cking sink faster than a Burger King turd...

Then maybe these Okies will realize that a pro team isn't gonna make them any less a joke than what they're...

Well, after a two week hiatus, I finally resumed my driving lessons. I still got problems with judging distances and turning, but I'm getting there.

Maybe when I get my license, I will buy a few dozen eggs and drive down to that arena in Bricktown, and make those NBA morons some omelets...XD

And Youtube took down the George Carlin vid, so I took the post down...sorry...

:(

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Well, it's almost time...

In another week, I'll will be on vacation. But the problem is, I don't know what to do when I do go. If I was back in Philly, I could plan to go downtown or hang out at the mall for the day or even bum around Penn's Landing for awhile.

But I'm not in Philly. I'm in some ass backwards placed called Oklahoma City. A place where no one knows what sidewalks are (either that or they ran out of the concrete budget.), public transportation is basically nil. And there's not enough stuff to do around here.

Like I said, this place is a f*cking joke.

Hello? Come on, join the 21st century people! Stop acting like everyone has a driver's license and has a car.

It still racks my brain how people can even live here.

'Well, give it a chance'
'There's stuff to do...'
Fly?
What a crock...even if there was stuff to do, how the hell I am supposed to get there? Fly? Hot air balloon?

Come on, people, help me out here...

But I'm not holding my breath for this one.

Sheesh!

I gotta get out of here...

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Monday, September 1, 2008

Hey, buddy, need any help with that?

You ever been in some store and see those motor buggies they have for handicapped and elderly people?

The other day, I saw some little punk *ss teenager who looked pretty healthy to me using one.

WTF? Talk about lazy and selfish!

I hate people who do that sh*t. What's a matter? Don't feel like walking?

Damn! People like that make me sick...

Maybe Karma and Irony will hit these motherf*ckers and they'll be the ones needing them and there won't be any around to use them...

*ssholes!

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

McLame has lost it...

I just found out that McLame picked his veep. It's some first time female governor from ALASKA!

OMFG! What the hell is grandpa thinking? Is he actually going senile? Or does he think she would change his Depends diapers when he needs them?

I have nothing against having a female on the ticket. But what does she knows about the rest of us in the lower 48?

From what I heard, she's pro-gun, which is understandable in Alaska, I can't picture anyone doing anything else up in there. She's got 5 kids and is pro-life(read: religious nut/anti women's rights). But what other experience does she has?

I personally think it's just McLame's cheap way to try steal votes from Borock Yourmama. Cause I can't picture this woman actually taking over when McLame kicks the bucket. Make no mistake, he will, it's just a matter of time.

Maybe it's about time we should start putting an age limit on being a politician. Maybe when you hit 65 you get kicked out.

But then again, they won't even put term limits for some of these stupid con men.

*sighs*

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Well, the countdown is on...

Well, with all this hype with the Democratic National Convention dying down...it's time to put up with all the bullsh*t political ads of our two prez candidates whom are trying for the highest office in the land.

Don't ask me if I'm voting, cause I don't. Until there's a major change of our political system, I'm not doing sh*t.

How come we only have a 2 party system? How come there isn't any third party candidates out there? Why don't people say something about it? Why do we continue to be complacent when it comes to this stuff?

Whatever happened to this country? Why don't we protest like we used to do in the 60's? I'm beginning to see why other countries laugh at us...

We're f*cking mindless, spineless sheep who don't say sh*t when we get our rights stomped on. We don't say sh*t when we're being gouged by the big oil companies. We stay silent when we notice when our jobs disappear to some foreign country. We let the insurance companies jerk us off when we need them.

What the f*ck are we afraid of? There's more of us then there of them.

Have we forgotten about our American History? We need to change this country like we did 200 some years ago...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I love little kids.../sarcasm

I was doing my laundry this morning when this mom and her little 4 year old little f*cking brat came in. The mother starts messing with the clothes, when jr started to run around grabbing anything that wasn't nailed down.

'jr.' managed to open all the dryer doors open. Makes me wanna either push the little brat inside one of them and let him spin for awhile or just f*cking dropkick him across the streets.

And HEAVEN FORBID the babymama would scold him or something like that. If I say something, I'M WRONG.

Hey, b*tch, if you don't wanna take care of your little f*cking brat, use protection next time you want to have sex. Either that, or swallow...

I swear...people are f*cking clueless and stupid...

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Well, well, well...

Another day, another blog entry.

But, I haven't really had any good ideas to write about, lately. I had some thoughts, but I didn't think I could make them into a whole blog entry.

Call it writer's block. I'm sure it happens to everyone.

With my new schedule, and my vacation coming up, it's kinda of hard to actually think of some topics. I had some suggestions, but fleshing them out is a different story.

I even checked the various wikis and didn't see anything I wanted to write about.

Maybe I will think of something later on...

Oh...a special note to that special someone: keep the faith. Everything will work ouit and you are not forgotten..

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Chess boxing? Are we THAT bored?

While I was channelsurfing to avoid all these religious sh*t that they show on Sunday mornings, when I saw this news clip on the Crappy Broadcasting Station about this chess boxing.

WTF?

Chess boxing, it seems, is this new hybrid sport combining chess and, of course, boxing.

I swear! It's an honest to (whatever supernatural entity) sport.

It's set up where these two boxers sit down for a 6 minute round of speed chess, then a 3 minute round of boxing, then 6 more minutes of speed chess, etc.

I don't see how anybody can continue to play chess when they had their brians scrambled a little...

And according to the 'news' article, it's starting to catch on.

What the motherf*ck...

What is wrong with us? Why aren't we distracting ourselves with this type of garbage when we could be addressing the wrongs in our society?

We got homeless people, crimes, war, economy issues, etc.

And yet, we come up with this pablum.

Are we THAT afraid to face the REALITY of our modern life? Are we just brainwashed? Are we that STUPID?

Come on, people, stop trying to invent ways to distract ourselves from trying to better our world out there.

But I guess, like boxers, we let our brains become to f*cking scrambled by outside forces to care anymore...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Wanna make a quick buck?

Of course, we all do. Within these uncertain economic times, we all would like to make some extra cash to break even or try and get ahead.

But it's kinda of hard to do these days, with corporate america squeezing harder on people just for f*cking profits.

Good ole capitalism...

Which makes me wonder do all these get rich quick schemes I see on tv actually work?

'Get rich in real estate'

'Become wealthy with the stock market.'

And so on...

These offer these dreams only, if you pay $299.99 or so for their 'kits'. Huh?

If making money was so easy, why should I have o shell out money to learn them. Personally, if I got rich that easily, I wouldn't trying to tell anyone.

Sh*t.

Unless the whole thing was bullsh*t and I was just trying to scam my way into money...

But whatever...

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Well, you better grab all your MP3's and videos now...

From: http://www.wikileaks.org/wiki/Secrecy_claims_on_copyright_treaty

It's seems there's was this big meeting regarding copyright issues. But this didn't just trying to do something about cheap, second rate knock offs. The entertainment industry was in on the meeting and what they want isn't pretty.

Electronic Frontiers Australia chair Dale Clapperton said the proposed multinational treaty had been "developed behind closed doors" in consultation with big music and film industry copyright owners.

Little information had been made available, but "there appears to be significant involvement by the Recording Industry Association of America and other copyright lobby groups", he said.


It seems Hollywood wants to squeeze a little tighter on the average joe when it comes to downloading stuff...

It also proposes requiring internet service providers to monitor users for potential copyright infringements and disconnect or throttle internet access.

There are fears the treaty will extend the definition of "commercial copying", turning ordinary consumers into criminals for downloading music or entertainment files.


WTF? It's bad enough these bozos are already suing people left and right for 'alleged' copyright violations (citing the DCMA), but this sh*t is going too f*cking far.

To me, this is just another attempt by the corporate entity known as 'Hollywood' to get a bigger strangle hold on the masses.

When are people gonna say enough is F*CKING ENOUGH?

We're the ones putting money into your pocket and now it seems they wanna take whatever's left...

As Chuck D of Public Enemy once said: 'Burn, Hollywood, Burn...'

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Want some baloney with that?

Well, I'm finally off the graveyard shift. Thank god, after 2 f*cking years of doing it, it kinda got old. I had to take a small paycut to do it, but I can handle it.

I'm gonna have to get use to this. I'm use to getting home in morning, not still in bed...but I like it. I might actually start living like a 'normal' person. I will be able to enjoy my days off instead of sleeping off the one day and rushing around on the second trying to get everything done.

Hell, I might try and hit BK a little more often. Lol.

Now I only need the winning Powerball numbers...

And could someone explain what the motherf*ck is the big deal with the olympics? If I want to see that much of sports garbage, I'd get ESPN...

I'm hoping that Phelps guy gets busted for drugs abuse...f*ck him...

And on a personal note, a friend sent me some videos and wanted to tell her that the one was yanked by youtube...but thanks anyway...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Another day behind the wheel...

And a another driving lesson. I actually drove in a actual street today. It wans't that bad. Even past a few oncoming cars. Kinda a scary, but I made it without any damage. Just gotta start trying judge distances more. Even did a 3 point turn. My teacher called it a 'turnaround'. Don't know why they call it that, but, meh.

In work news, I'm still waiting on management to give me my new schedule for next week. WTF? They're supposed to be putting me on day shift, it WOULD'VE been nice if they gave me a f*cking clue.

But, meh...gotta play it by ear.

Sorry if this is a short update, but there's nothing I really wanted to write about. Maybe something will pop up next week...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Monday, August 11, 2008

What is the big deal with women and oral sex?

Hey, welcome back!

I was having a discussion with a female associate about oral sex, mainly blowjobs. She says that the only time women give out bjs is when they're:

Drunk, expecting the man to return the favor(in a manner of speaking...), or some 'hooker pornstar slut' who does it for a living.

I kinda find that hard to believe nowadays. From what I understand, most teenagers/young women (mainly college chicks) give out blowjobs instead of regular f*cking because:

It's 'safer' than regular sex.

It lets them keep their 'virgin' status.

I honestly haven't heard of any of them expecting the favor to be returned. Maybe some do, some don't. I'm a guy, so don't expect me to be able to read women's mind like in the old Mel Gibson movie. (It had Helen Hunt in it. If anyone wants to post what it was, it would be appreciated.).

If a women just want to suck d*cks and isn't worried about the favor being returned, that's alright. It shouldn't be a big deal, and she shouldn't be labelled a 'pornstar slut'.

Everyone is different. Just because you have your views doesn't mean everyone has them.

Got it?

And on the work front, I am finally gonna be leaving the night/graveyard sh*t. But it's gonna be in a different area.

No biggie. I got kinda of tired of messing with these *sshole customers...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Friday, August 8, 2008

Gotta love Denis Leary...

Check this out: I like this approach about religion...

The 75th post!

Whoa, 75 posts! Didn't think I was gonna keep this blog up to 75 posts...well, thanks to all my readers (all 5 or so of you...lol...).

Well, I went for my usual driving lesson yesterday. Was doing pretty good. Tried to do a 3 point turn...but it didn't turn out that well. But at least I didn't crash. But I'm getting there...

Some day my license will come...

On the work front, I'm due to being switched to day shift, but one catch, it's gonna be in a different department. But I will see what happens...

And today is my 7th year account anniversary on Gamefaqs. (like anyone cares. lol) So I posted a topic about it on the Hallway social board.

But to tell the truth, I'm getting burned out with the site. How much is enough? I don't know...but I'm gonna make a decision sometime today whether or not to stay...

That's all for now...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Monday, August 4, 2008

Vote Hollywood! They know what's good for us...

Yea, f*cking right...

Well, with the prez's elections on the horizon, it's gonna be just a matter of time before these celebrities are gonna start spouting out their 'opinions' on the issues and sh*t...

Yea...we should REALLY believe a group of people whose main job is to entertain us by portraying fictional people...in other words, ACTORS/ACTRESSESS...

Ok, Julia Roberts, I'm gonna vote for Mclame just because YOU said so. Are there any other issues I should be agreeing with you about? Or should I wait until after your next movie and realize your just as phony as Hollywood is?

Pfft.

And speaking of noise pollution, could ya explain to me why music rags like Rolling Stone and The Source all of a sudden decided to become involved in politics?

I saw that Rolling Stone had this article about Mclame, so I started to skim through it and it looked like it was well written expect for one thing...

The phrase: 'cock-s*cking*

It wasn't a quote or anything...and I'm not gonna give the Stone any more space on my blog than I have to.

Are we supposed to take you clowns seriously just because you're 'rebellious' for using profanity in your rag? No...

It makes you look like 5th graders who just figured out how to use their new word processor...do us all a favor, stick to music and 'pop' culture.

And speaking of mental defects...

It seems that the Source is just as bad with these elections. They had something about Borock Yourmama. Started to read it until I saw them call him 'the hip-hop' canididate...

Excuse me for a second...

*walks away and literally laughs his ass off*

I'm back, sorry.

It seems like the Source is on par with Rolling Stone in terms of trying to be taken seriously.

As if...

They're saying that hip-hop created the platform for Yourmama to become a candidate...

What is I don't even...

What kind of platform? A racist, violent, sexist one? Puh-leaze...

They had one person saying that they're not voting for Yourmama because he's black, they're voting for him cause of he 'understands' the issues black folks have.

Phail.

Yourmama had a white mother, lived in the Caribean(sp?) or was it the Bahamas?, graduated Harvard. And he supposed to 'understand'?

Talk about being self delusional...

So Rolling Stone and Source, do us a big favor...

SHUT THE F*CK UP!

Just stick to music and let the people who aren't brainwashed zombies worry about politics...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Friday, August 1, 2008

Something a little different...

Well, since I didn't get my driving lesson yesterday, I decided to look around this 'place'. I found a regular mall. It wasn't that big of a hassle to get there and back. But the mall was not that special, imo. But it's a little better than nothing. So I spent a few hours there bumming around. Had a gyro and fries for lunch.

I was getting bored so I came home.

God...this has go to be one of my most BORING updates in awhile...

Oh well...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Get out and vote...

Only if you're one of these millions of brainwashed zombies. I have been bombarded with all these sound bites about these prez candidates. As far as I'm concerned, both these bozos don't EVEN come close to know what they're doing.

Let's look at Barock Yourmama: Photobucket
No, buddy, you're not a superhero...

He's a rookie senator. He hung out with some racist bapist ministers back in the day. The big question is: Does he know what the f*ck he's doing? Come on now. He talks a good game, but will he be able to get the job done?

I don't think so. He's probably gonna be dealing with a congress who is gonna b*tch slap him around like some pimp.

So good luck, Yourmama...

His opponent: John Mclame:
Photobucket
Yea, buddy, I know you have to take a dump...

Boy is in his 70's. He's Bushy's butt buddy basically spouting how great Bushy's policies were. And now since he's running for prez, he basically flipped-flopped on his views to make him look LESS like Bush.

Yea...like that's gonna work...you're just gonna end up finishing up what Bushy started. Stop trying to bullsh*t us...

Who am I gonna vote for?

I'm not even registered.

When they actually have people who are actually for the people and not some sort of corporate shrill, let me know...

Even though, I kinda like Clinton, even though he kinda blew it, or rather, that chubby chick Monica blew it. LOL!

Oh, btw, how do you like the pics? I'm kinda proud of myself. I used photobucket instead of Blogger's photo option. I found it easier to use HTML code than uploading. :)


One last note, I didn't go on my driving lesson this week. My 'buddy/teacher' had some issues with the wiring/electrical work in his van. (Nope, nothing to do with me, if THAT'S what you're thinking...wise ass...) But I will be probably taking a lesson next week. So wish me luck on that one...lol...

Well, thanks for reading...

Later!



Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Ever get in one of those moods?

Where you don't feel like doing sh*t? That's the way I felt all week. It was too hot, I was too tired, etc...

Hell, couldn't even think of anything to post about.

I'm sorry about that. But on the bright side, I think I figured out how to post pictures within my posts. I hope I figured it out right...

Lol...

Well, maybe something fun will happen at work...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Too damn hot...

What is up with this weather? It's been in the 90-100 degree range for the past couple of weeks. It's sucks really. I know it's summer and all, but DAAAAAMMMNNNN.

And it isn't all the much fun hiking to work because 0.K.Z. has a f*cked up public transportation system.

In other news, I have been planning a trip to Philly for my vacation but it hasn't been good since I can't find a place to stay. Sure as hell ain't paying for a hotel...call me cheap...but I'm not made of money. And never mind the 2 day trip on the bus...

I could use the money for other stuff...

But meh...it's too damn hot...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Go, Speed Racer, Go!

Welcome back!

Well, today's driving lesson went pretty good. I'm getting there. We went to those back roads again. Was doing good until we went into this one turn. Then my mind somehow thought I was playing Need for Speed when I came across this one intersection. I didn't stop and tried to speed through it...(mental note: driving on a OK back road is NOT like some video game.)

LOL...I kinda of scared myself...but no harm, no foul...

Otherwise, it's a HOT F*CKING DAY! For once, I'm glad BK cranked up it's AC...

Well, nothing else is going on...sorry. :(

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

'Set the Wayback Machine, Sherman...'

Sorry for not updating sooner. Graveyard shift is a mofo...

Well, I'm doing laundry right now. Not exactly the most fun thing in the universe (I think being related to Britney Spears might be a close second...).

Anyway, watching the machines go round and round got me thinking about my life. The things I have done, etc.

One event(s) that really kinda popped in my head got me thinking about what kind of defining moment it was for me...so without further ado...

I was 17 at the time. (Damn I feel old...). My mother had just died from a brain clot six months prior. So it wasn't a happy household. My dad was still upset and moved one of my older sisters in to help out around the house.

It was, for a lack of a better word, tense. We were all kind of adjusting to things and each other. I think my sis felt it worst of all. She was on her own for so long that she felt kinda frustrated.

But me and sis got along well enough, but she thought she could 'replace' mom or some sh*t. Her and dad would often fight about the issue of disciplining me...

She would often yell that I wasn't being treated like her and my other siblings were being treated back in the day...

Wasn't a pretty picture...anyhow...

All this was going on when all the banks were getting those ATM's hooked up. My dad and my sister, not being tech savvy, enlist me to go down to the back the use it.

Well, when you're a teenager without any money when your friends have some...you see where I'm going with this?

'Well, he ain't gonna notice $10 here or there...' (ended up snagging $80 when all is said and done.)

WRONG! (Note to all you kiddies out there: your 'rents aren't as stupid as you think they are...)

To say my dad was pissed is a understatement...

He never SAID ONE WORD. PERIOD.

Can you imagine one of your parents gone and the other one NOT talking to you? It hurts...a lot. My sister became a 'mouthpiece' for dad.

I was upset by the whole situation, I said 'F*ck it!'. I packed up a bag, 'borrowed' my sis' ATM card, and made my way to Wildwood. I had a good time. (For the $800 I 'borrowed', it had better.)

It was all fun and games until the...

A) ATM swallowed her bankcard

B) Ran out of money...

I grabbed a job busing tables at some hole in the wall restaurant. (Free food!). Wasn't that bad.

One night, I just got done and wanted to hit the arcade. Well, I walked into one arcade and guess who I ran into...

My dear old dad...(BUSTED!). He was talking to me now. He had called 5-0 on me(can't blame the guy.). But he wanted to give me a chance to come back home and pay off everything and finish school. But he wanted me to do it on my own. After some talking I said I would come home. (I did and got a job at some fast food dump and paid my dad and sis off.).

In retrospect, my dad really loved me. He could done all sorts of thing to me when he caught me (couldn't blame him for doing so.).

But he gave me a choice...and I think I picked the right one...

Thanks for reading this long post...

Later!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Let's talk about sex...

Or not. These days, sex is a hot button subject.

They have all religious bozos screaming that sex should be saved for marriage. And yet, we got the media basically turning this country into a porn warehouse. You turn on the radio, tv, movies, and OMFG the internet.

Why do we have such a f*cking double standard when it comes to sex?

Are we that f*cking confused on the issue?

The way I see, sex is part of what makes us human. To deny that is garbage. Sex is natural. It feels good. It's expression of ourselves.

But we get mixed signals about it. Schools giving out condoms, parents not doing their job and explaining stuff, abortion clinics doing their thing. Young girls on talks shows saying they will suck and f*ck anybody, anytime they want...

I feel sex shouldn't be hidden behind some wall. It should be open and honest.

If I went to a bar and met a hot chick and asked her to blow me, shouldn't be no issues, she does the deed and we can keep drinking or whatever. And that goes the same for the ladies. Slurp, slurp, slurp...

But if you want to be in a relationship, that's all right, too. Nothing wrong with that either.

But we shouldn't be acting like sex is this big horrible thing and then bombard people with it where ever we go...

Got it? Good.

Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to find some hot chick to blow me...lol...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Driving me crazy...

Well, another driving lesson along those back roads...I'm doing a little better, or at least that's what my teacher says. Still got to get over my nervousness. But at least I'm getting better at stopping. (a little bit anyway.) LOL.

And I gotta stop grabbing the wheel like my life depended on it. My driving teacher said I should grab the wheel like a certain female body part(you fellas know what I'm talking about...).

But other than that, a quiet day...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

One step closer to Big Brother

From: http://www.networkmirror.com/

Used without permission but with apologies...

The American Civil Liberties Union has filed a lawsuit contesting the constitutionality of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. Recently passed by both the House and Senate , FISA was signed into law on Thursday by President Bush. The ACLU has fought aspects of FISA in the past. The new complaint alleges the following:"The law challenged here supplies none of the safeguards that the Constitution demands. It permits the government to monitor the communications of U.S. Citizens and residents without identifying the people to be surveilled; without specifying the facilities, places, premises, or property to be monitored; without observing meaningful limitations on the retention, analysis, and dissemination of acquired information; without obtaining individualized warrants based on criminal or foreign intelligence probable cause; and, indeed, without even making prior administrative determinations that the targets of surveillance are foreign agents or connected in any way, however tenuously, to terrorism."

In other words, this nasty sh*t means that Uncle Sam can monitor you anytime, anywhere, with or without reason. Doesn't matter if you did anything wrong...

This is the biggest abuse of governmental powers since Watergate.

Isn't it about time we stopped sitting on our asses and ACTUALLY do something?

We just got a decision on the 2nd Amendment. So why don't we actually exercise it, like our founding fathers intended to?

We have a right to have a government who doesn't abuse the powers WE gave them..

We have a right to PROTEST these criminal acts by a power tripping prez.

So stop sitting on your asses and letting the media turn you into a veggie with their mind rot garbage...

FIGHT THE POWER!

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

You're not Mr. Planter, so get off my nuts...

I'm sorry if this sh*t is old, but I had to think about it for awhile. (Save your wise ass comments til the end. Kthxbi!)

Anyway, I was at the ole BK doing my thing on my laptop when Fox news (all those channels and they leave THAT on.) does a story about those pair of racist mo-fos Jesse JackAsson and a buddy from his 'Rainbow Coalition'.

It seems that they were gonna do a interview with those two concerning Barock Yourmama, when, get this sh*t, it seems that Fox cameras caught JackAsson whispering to his buddy (mind you this isn't verbatim, but close enough to get the gist.) that Yourmama talks down to black people and should have his nuts cut off. Mind you, this part happened, before the REAL segment was supposed to start. So basically the camera 'supposedly' caught this so conveinently(sp?).

OH NOES! The horror...the disgrace...the straight up bullsh*t....

Anyway, JackAsson made nice and said sorry to Yourmama and everything was cool, etc.

I got a few problems with this whole thing:

If a pair of white guys said that, they would be labeled racist. There would public outcry by the politically correct asshole media, and JackAsson and Shrimpton would be calling for some sorta justice, etc, etc.

Even if there was a apology made, those two would still call for a lynching and this sh*t would still be going on...

Ok. Point two:

JackAsson has been on tv enough times so he could tell whether or not a camera is on, etc. Or am I giving these this bozo too much credit in that respect?

And how come Fox WAS the only news outlet to air something like this for the first time? I'm sure this bozo have done stuff like this on other networks. How come Fox all of a sudden does it? Can we expect more before the segment antics from people or was this it?

Kinda makes ya wonder if this sh*t wasn't done just to make Yourmama a little more sympathic...

*shrugs shoulders*

Maybe I should leave it to the conspiracy nuts out there...(yea, like they haven't already been going through this.)

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Friday, July 11, 2008

They're playing basketball...

Hey! How are you? I'm good. Thanks for asking.

Well, this is for all you sports FREAKS out there. If you haven't seen any news lately, it seems that the team formerly known as the Seattle Supersonics is now gonna make Okie Dokie their new home.

Wow. What a way to try and make a backwards thinking state look like a big city. LMAO!

The only question is: WHY?

What's the f*ckin point? It's not like the team actually won a championships lately. Feel free to correct me, I don't pay any attention to the any sports. Well, wrestling, but that's a different story.

Okie Dokie is mainly a college sports state. So do you REALLY think that anyone is gonna watch a NBA game when any OSU team is playing? I wouldn't hold my breath on that one...

I personally think this just a waste of time and money. Where's is all this extra revenue gonna go? No one said anything about that...

Personally, all PROFESSIONAL sports are just garbage. It isn't about the game itself, it's all about MONEY!

Isn't there some other ventures to pursue nowadays?

But I keep forgetting that I'm just a faceless voice in the world surround by mindless zombies...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Sorry...

I know it's been a couple of days since I did a update. I haven't had anything to post about, plus the fact I was tired...I hate the night shift...

X(

Well, I had another driving lesson. Me and my teacher went back to that dirt road we were at a couple of weeks ago. I did better this time than I did last time. But I got practice my stopping distances. LOL.

And I gotta find a copy of the OKC driving manual to study. Too bad I have to go to online and download a copy...

LOL.

Well, nothing else is gonna on right now on the GF boards...

*sighs*

I'm bored...lol

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Would you do this for a $1000?

- let a man die even though you could save him?

- beat up some random stranger?

- steal from your job?

- walk away from someone you love?

- destroy one of your prized possessions?

- commit account suicide on Gamefaqs?

- rape some random female?

- have sex with a gay/lesbian person even though you're straight?

- break into someone's house?

- let a limb of your be cutoff?

What would you do for a $1000? And would you feel alright doing it?

Thanks for reading...

Later?

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Making a run for the border...

Well, once again, the issue of illegal immigration has popped up. This time, on Gamefaqs. There's this one user who supports this bullsh*t practice...which kinda makes me think that this moron is an illegal too. But whatever. We're talking about Mexico, btw. The following is from one post of the topic.

I put my 'T.O.S.' friendly version on the board. Now I'm gonna do the uncensored (the f*ck the GF T.O.S.) version.

My one statement asked why if Mexico was so bad, why don't do something about it instead of running here?

The current president in Mexico is trying to fix the Mexican government, but the gangs in Mexico overpower the Mexican army because the gang members are smuggling guns FROM the US TO Mexico. There is no need for a revolution, they just need the money to help fix their economy.

O RLY? So you can sneak across the border to steal jobs and run guns, but you can't do anything in your own backyard? Tell me more...and you can't fix any economy by f*cking up someone else's. And that's what you're doing.

You're not paying into the system via taxes...

Illegal immigrants DO pay taxes. My parents are illegal immigrants and they still pay taxes ON TIME. Get your facts straight before you start ripping on immigrants. In the 17 years that I have lived with my parents (which is my whole life) we have NEVER received a tax refund from the government. Again, check your facts.

Facts? What kind of world do you live in? You basically saying your parents have been illegals for 17 years, paid their taxes, and never been caught?

There's one thing Uncle Sam doesn't f*ck with it and it's taxes. The first time, your parents 'filed' a tax form, you guys would've been busted. Mainly for having phony SS numbers. So either you NEED to get your f*cking facts straight or Uncle Sam is sleeping on the job...

And I wouldn't hold my breath on the latter...

By doing everything so cheap we are keeping this country from going down the drain. What is turning this country into a third world country is the fact that billions of dollars are going into funding this "War on Terror." Republicans want to continue the war against Iraq while at the same time blaming the drain CAUSED by the war on illegals.

Actually, do you f*cking go to school? The illegal issue had been around since, at least the 70s'. This War on Terrorism has been around for about 5-10 years. This is just one of those times where the illegal issue is being focused on. Get YOUR facts straight, junior...

Cheaper,better,faster. We do work efficiently and faster than most Americans. We keep the economy from going down the drain and we do the jobs that most Americans wouldn't even consider doing.

It's only cheaper because you work cheaper. When you work cheap, the quality of life goes down. Less money means less everything else. America is known for it's high standard of living, if you take that away, we end up becoming...MEXICO.

And I guess you haven't heard about safety recalls for products made with Mexican labor. It happens with China, too. And guess what? They use cheap/slave labor too...

If your job can be taken by an unskilled worker, then you don't deserve your job.

I only hope you meant to apply this to only fast food places. Cause any other place would laugh at some guy who doesn't have skills and can't speak a word of English. Either that, or make him/her do toilets. Oh wait, we do that NOW, accordng to you.

In closing, I stand by one of my early posts, ship the motherf*cking illegals to the Middle East and let them fight to become citizens. I'm sure after 6 months, your home country will sure as hell look good to you...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Friday, July 4, 2008

*sets of fireworks*

Well, went over to a friend's house to shot off some fireworks and have some beers. Took some pics. Gonna upload the pics. Hope you enjoy them!

Have a safe 4th and no drinking and driving! OK?

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Happy 4th!

Well, it's a little early, but who cares? No driving lesson today, my driving coach had some family things he had to do. Oh well, there's always next week.

With summer here, the GF boards gets a influx of new users and returning regulars. So it might get interesting in the next few months.

But otherwise, there's nothing going on. I have no plans for today, except to update the blog and just putz around.

Hopefully something will pop up. Maybe not. Oh well...

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Monday, June 30, 2008

In the interest of fairness...

Well, yours truly was bored the other day and was surfing the channels when I see Rod Parsnip on the tube yakking about some law floating around called the 'Fairness Doctrine' and it's basically an attack on 'christian' speech and all that sh*t. So I decided to look stuff up and came up with these links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairness_Doctrine

http://www.pbs.org/now/politics/fairness.html

http://www.pbs.org/now/politics/slaughter.html

From what I read, this Doctrine requires any media outlet (radio, tv, etc.) who basically does any kind of ed-op piece on any issue has to give equal time to the opposing side of the same issue...

Opponents of the Doctrine say it violates the 1st Amendment. How? Don't we have a right to hear all sides of the issue? Or is it 'my way or the highway' with these big media 'giants' controlling things. Why are these moguls afraid to air opposing views on things? Or they afraid that we actually learn about things instead of being constantly being brainwash with their mindless sh*t and one sided news coverage?

Last time I check, the FCC is funded by TAXPAYER MONEY, is in charge of regulating what goes on with PUBLIC AIRWAVES.

Why should we let these moguls dictate what we see on tv or hear on the radio? WE have EVERY RIGHT to hear the WHOLE story. Not just the part that the local prez of the tv station feels like airing.

So, make a petition, contact your local politician, let those clowns in Washington and the FCC, that THESE ARE OUR AIRWAVES AND WE HAVE A RIGHT TO HEAR THE WHOLE STORY!

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Is that the Goodyear blimp or...

just a fat porker standing in my line? I'm talking BIG! I'm talking when this guy steps on the scale it says: 'To be continued...'. Yea, THAT FAT. What this guy was getting doesn't matter. What does matter is where, we as a society are headed with this obesity issue.

On one hand, we have doctors screaming about how it's not healthy to be this fat and obesity is this big health epidemic.

On the other hand, we got these magazines with these 'plus size' models hocking all sorts of clothing.

'It's ok to be who you are, even if you have to use a shovel instead of a spoon...'

But anybody tries and crawls up my ass about picking on fat people, I have no problem if you don't have any self esteem issues. If you like being fat and proud, good for you. But don't expect me to be nice when I see you making a all you can eat place your second home...

But my issue is: what kind of mixed signals are we sending people?

'It's ok to be fat as long as you love your body.'

'You fatsos don't wanna listen and try to lose weight, so we're gonna start hocking muu muus and tents right now so there's no rush at the last f*cking minute...'

What the f*ck, man...

Maybe Hollywood has the right idea about 'thin is in' ideal.

Hopefully people will get the hint and start to losing weight and keeping healthy.

Cause if I ever see a porn movie with a couple two ton tessies going at it, I'm cutting my d*ck off and shipping it to the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, maybe they will get more use out of it...

And speaking fat heads...

Hey, Toby Keith, don't you know that there's people losing their homes, high gas prices, teen pregancy, etc?

For being a 'country boy', you certainly have some city slicker values for schilling out for some stupid car company...

What kind of wheels did they hook you up with?

If you really gave a damn, you'd be schilling for the 'real' people, like the ones whose homes got f*cked in those floods.

Oh, but I forgot...

They didn't make the cars that built American...

What a f*ckin *sshole...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Friday, June 27, 2008

WTF?!? Are these kids f*cking stupid or what?

I just heard on the news how a group of teenagers went on a all night crime spree. I'm sure there's a few links to the actual article around, but I'm just too lazy to look it up.

Well, they got busted and they said they got the idea from the videogame, Grand Theft Auto.

Good going, you f*cking morons! Are you that bored that you have to do sh*t based on a videogame?

It's bad enough people like Jack Thompson (if you don't know who Jack Thompson is, he's a politican who wants to protect us from ourselves) use videogames as a scapegoat for all of society ills, but sh*t like does nothing to help.

Now there's probably gonna be a whole new slew of people crying about it.

Sh*t.

Why are people so stupid? Are their lives so empty that they have to do this?

Damn, hope these bozos get the book thrown at them.

Thanks for reading!

Later...

I'm bored...

It's just a rainy day out today, nothing is going on the GF boards. I gotta go back to work tonight. :(

I hate days like this. But on the bright side, my little Mod for my 'joke' topic has cleared out of the system. Even though it shouldn't have been touch to begin with, but meh...

And everyone is worried about gas prices, presidential elections, inflation, etc. God! It's can be so f*cking depressing sometimes.

*sighs*

Maybe they'll be something going on at work tonight.

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Rolling, rolling, rolling...

Well, I had my second driving lesson today. We couldn't get into that parking lot we were at last time. So my friend took me to some far out back roads. It wasn't that bad, once I got use to the vibrations. LOL.

I'm doing good. I have a habit of veering to the right a little bit and still panic a little bit. But I'm sure as time goes by, I should be alright. *crossed fingers*

But overall, I'm getting the hang of it.

In other news, I cleaned up my apartment. It wasn't filthy, but it wasn't clean either. I'm done it anyway. So I don't have to worry about it for awhile...

Well, one last note, check this vid out. Leave comments if ya want. It's kinda short, but it's cool...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV34Vq5VWBo

Well, that's it for now...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Well, I'll be...

Here I was doing my usual cashier b.s. When this MUSCLE-BOUND black guy comes into my line reading the latest weight lifting/muscle mag.

He's thumbing through it. I make small talk about it. Then he lays out a photo spread and points to it.

'Hey, whaddya think?' the guy says. (paraphrased)

I'm not one of those weight guys, I'm write blogs and hang out on a message board for goodness sakes...

'Hmmm..yea...interesting...' (not) I say.

Then he says 'That's me...'

I did a double take.

Damn...it was him...

I tell him good going and got my manager to give him a discount. Hell, it's not every day you're featured in a magazine.

Unless your name is Britney Spears, and you're crying that you don't have your kids back...

But, that was pretty cool...

Now if only Donald Trump would show up and give me a $1,000,000 tip...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Oopsie...

You know how something seems like a good idea at the time, and it ends up exploding in your face. Well, that last post was a prime example.

I was trying to be nice to the Mods over at GF (heaven knows why...lol), but some f*cking bozos decided to play around.

So I closed the comment section on that one.

Sorry...

Will probably post as usual later on.

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Monday, June 23, 2008

50th post! PARTY TIME!

Only if you pay for everything. Lol. But seriously, I never thought I'd be doing this at all, much less do 50 posts.

Kinda of a milestone for me. When I first started, I didn't know a lot about this blogging stuff. But it's kinda of easy and fun once you get the hang of it.

This turned out to be a sort of therapy for me. Instead of keeping all my thoughts and feelings bottled up, I just post a entry.

Whether anyone reads it or cares is a different story. I hope people do read it and get a kick out of it.

So thanks to all the people that do read this and leave their comments.

Here's to another 50 more!

Later!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Where's the logic in this?

Every once in a while, I see a black guy with one of those 'Stop snitching' or 'Warn a brother' t-shirts.

From what I understand (correct me if I'm wrong.), it's just a statement about how blacks mistrust the police.

Well, how is saying 'Stop snitching' gonna help crime around the 'hood'? Could ya explain that to me?

Especially, with all this black on black crime that's going on? You see it on tv. These folks crying about how nothing is getting done. Well, maybe if people would stop with the attitude of mistrust about the police and the snitching part. But I guess the attitude is still there.

You gotta remember, the police are only human. Mistakes happen. They can only go on what info they're given, or not, in this case.

Just because there's a few bad apples doesn't mean you have to throw the whole bunch out. It can't be help. It happens all the time in every aspect of life. It's unavoidable.

Let me put it this way: those 'Stop Snitching' shirts are going a long way to find out who killed Tupac and Biggie. Just think about that.

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Friday, June 20, 2008

A little something, something...

If you couldn't noticed, I have been tinkering around with the layout of the blog. Hope you like what I have been doing. Let me know what you guys think...

I'll probably try and post something later on...

As usual, leave your comments...

Later!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

My first driving lesson...

Oh boy...it was a weird experience...never been behind a REAL LIVE steering wheel before. It's one thing to play a racing game, but real life is a WHOLE other thing.

But luckily, the guy that was teaching me was nice about it. We drove to this BIG, EMPTY parking lot. So there wouldn't be any big deal if I screwed up. Which I did, XD.

Well, we started off driving around in circles, then he was saying about turn signals. Well, yours truly was trying to work them controls and ended up turning on the windshield wipers. In a panic, I ended up jumping the curb. It wasn't that bad. There was no damage to the van, or to us. Unless you want to count my underwear...LOL. So it was no harm, no foul...

But otherwise, it was a good time. My friend said that was impressed with my MAD DRIVING SKILLZ. (LOL) Especially for a guy who never even drove before.

He was patient with me and all. I should be alright once I start getting comfortable with everything.

Then...

WATCH OUT YOU PEDESTRIANS!

Just kidding...

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Boo hoo! Tiger Woods' leg is messed up...

and the world is still spinning.

I was booting up my laptop and overheard on the news playing here is that the golf legend, Tiger Wood, has a messed up ACL muscle in his right leg and can't golf.

Aw...BOO F*CKIN HOO!

Get off it. We do have sports doctors, hospitals, etc out there. And I'm betting good ole Tiger has some decent medical insurance.

He stands to lose a few million dollars (between 2-10) this year between playing and endorsements.

Gee, I feel so f*cking sorry for this guy. I guess I should feel glad I'm BARELY making 10K a year and making ends meet...

Golf is a boring game to begin with. Hit the ball, find the ball. hit the ball again. I'm probably oversimplifying things, but have you EVER sat down and watched a whole round of golf without falling asleep? Didn't think so...

So I guess we should pass the hat for poor Tiger.

Would anyone mind if I sh*t in it first?

Thanks for reading...

Later!

Here's something funny, I guess...

Well, I wrote this awhile ago, so forgive me if it's a little behind the times, but still...

avgp's Celebrity Tabloid Journal: All the sh*t that ends up flushed.

Today's stories:

- Katie Holmes is currently seeking to divorce Tom Cruise citing irreconcilable differences.

'If I wanted to join a cult, I would've had a sex change, cut it off, and joined those Halle Bop fruitcakes and went into space.' - says Katie.

Tom is naturally speechless.

'If I knew she wanted to travel, we would've converted to Jehovah's Witnesses...'

- It appears at the age 50, Madonna seems to be going through a mid-life crisis. Madonna wants to produce a series of sex self help tapes featuring her.
The first tape is slated to focus on the oral portion of the sex act.
But, Madonna is having trouble finding a willing actor.

Wishing to remain anonymous, one actor was afraid of his health and safety.

'Hey, I'm scared because this might be the first time I would be with someone who had all their teeth!'

In other news, the Olsen Twins are currently seeking an injunction against former fellow actor, Bob Sagat, over a supposed sex tape he made of the twins when they were 10 years old. The tapes shows them in a bathtub.

When reached for comment, the Twins had this to say:

'Hey, if anyone is going to cash in on this sex tape thing, it's gonna be us!'

All three of them appeared in the 80's sitcom, Full House.

- Talks are underway for a new Raiders of the Lost Ark film, but Harrison Ford is afraid for his girlfriend, Calista Flockhart.

'Last time I left her home alone, the cats were using her for a piece of string.'

In science news, Angelina Jolie has agreed to donate her unusual lips to scientists at NASA when she dies.

'We're grateful for what Ms. Jolie is doing. For years there has been speculation about her lips. Clearly, there are not of this planet. And now we will know for sure.' One rocket scientist has stated.

A domestic disturbance has been reported at the apartment of the well known comedy duo of Bert and Ernie. Known for years for their work on the popular children's show 'Sesame Street.'

Initial reports have Bert being chased around the apartment while Ernie was swinging some sort of weapon. Neighbors called when they heard voices.

'I thought I told ya a 1000 times! I DON'T ROLL LIKE THAT, YOU CRACKER' was reported to police.

The D.A.'s office has refused to comment on the case.

'Elmo don't understand...what does f*ggot mean? Maybe Elmo will ask Gordon...' said Elmo, a co-star of the two when asked.

On the music scene, it was just learned that Micheal Bolton has expressed an interest in working on a project with Ceine Dion.

Record executives from both labels have cited a 1945 U.N. ruling.

'Basically, it says that under NO circumstances are we allowed to have two pompous asses on one album. As much as good as it might sound, we don't want a international incident...' was the official statement.

On the cooking scene, TV chef, Rachael Ray is in talks with Food Network about changing the name of her show from '30 minutes meals' to '15 minute meals'.

The reason? Rachael Ray discovered the microwave.

'How long have these been out there? All this time, I have been busting my ass while everyone else was taking it easy? That is not delish. And my producer said stop wearing a bra so we can boost ratings...what a *sshhole!'

Thanks for reading! Enjoy!

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