Friday, December 18, 2009

Xmas Stuff...

Welcome back.

This might be my last entry before the New Year, I'm taking a break next week, so here's some vids, cheese not included...





And a final note...



Merry XMAS!

Later...

Friday, December 11, 2009

Snow kidding...

Welcome back!

Well, the Reno area got hit with its snow fall of the season. Here's a vid I took:



Sorry for the quality, it was kinda of cold. And here I'm thinking it didn't snow around here. (THANKS A LOT WIKIPEDIA!)

I'm ok otherwise. Sorry for the short post. But it's been rather uneventful around here. Unless you wanna count XMAS...but pfft...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Friday, December 4, 2009

Do I look like a sounding board to you?

I'm sorry, but this has go to be said. Did you ever feel like you're just someone BIG EAR to some of your friends?!? Don't get me wrong, I like my friends, but it seems like I have to become a wailing wall to some of them.

Most of my friends are on the East Coast while I'm a few thousand miles away in the opposite direction.

Look, we all have problems, but if I can't help, why are you dumping this stuff on my lap?!?

HEAVEN FORBID I MIGHT HAVE SOME PROBLEMS I MIGHT WANNA TALK ABOUT.

Typical phone call.

ME: 'Hi, what's up?'

Friend: 'Well, [Insert WOE IS ME speech]'

ME: 'I'm sorry to....'

Friend: '[CONTINUES TO CALL THE WAAAAHHH-BULANCE]'

ME: *puts phone down and goes to bathroom*

ME: *picks phone up*

Friend: '[CONTINUES TO CALL THE WAAAAHHH-BULANCE]'

You get the drift...

Friend: 'So how are you?'

Me: 'I'm go-'

Friend: 'That's good. I gotta go, talk to ya later...'

CLICK!

And they wonder why I cop an attitude sometimes...

Thanks for reading,

Later...

Friday, November 27, 2009

Happy Black Friday everyone...

Or at least the ones smart enough to stay home today and watch television. It appalls me to see such a nice holiday turned into ONE BIG commercialized clusterf*ck.

I swear, isn't there ENOUGH greed around nowadays? I'm sure you heard about what happened to those people in New York last year. That is sad. Is it worth killing someone for a cheap TV?

F*ck that. I rather just stay home and flip through all those boring football games.

MY B-day was good. Got a couple of free drinks and a offer of a blowjob from a lesbian barmaid (Even though I think she was f*cking with me). XD

And on the C.J. front, I'm trying to work on the 'bad guy' backstory. So please be patient.

Hope everyone is safe and in one piece today.

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Happy Birthday to ME!!!!!

And without further ado, some thoughts on some subjects...





And this is about what modern medicine can or can't fix...



And this what what some people should do...



These are the jokes, folks...

Thanks!

Later!

Friday, November 13, 2009

If you ever want to go to Boise, Idhao...

This is what you can expect...



And some more...



OH yea...I wanna live there...

But seriously, I could give a sh*t about Boise...this is just a joke between me and a friend...

So don't take this TOO seriously...

Thanks for watching...

Later...

Friday, November 6, 2009

Vacation time again...

Well, I'm trying to relax this week, so here's a clip from a movie basically started the whole cyber universe thing...(or rather a trailer for the LONG AWAITED SEQUEL...)



Have fun!

Later!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Trick or Treat!

Well, I think Halloween is just a beggar's holiday, but what the hell...Enjoy...



Later!

Friday, October 23, 2009

And some more...

(Note: All characters are fictional, etc., etc.,)

The Legend of C.J.

Chapter 1, Part 3:

Of Mice and Corvettes.

C.J.'s Corvette drove into the seemingly empty garage. The garage looked normal. C.J. honked the horn and a figure walked out from the back. The figure was about 5' 8", had red hair and a normal face. HE looked at the Corvette and the FOUR flats tires.

'JEEZUS F*CKING CHRIST! I thought I told you that the nitro was supposed to be for chases, not for reliving some Knight Rider fantasy.' the figure said.

C.J. got out of the Corvette.

'Excuse me, it was either that or being locked up by the cops, Joe.' C.J. said as he removed his helmet.

C.J. had brownish hair and brown hair. He stood about 6 foot.

'At least the cops wouldn't have f*cked up the Vette, Zach...' Joe said.

Zachery James Duggan, the son of James Duggan, the CEO of Duggan Industries. Duggan Industries is currently a group of hi-tech companies who specialize in mainly military applications.

'Would you like some cheese to go with that WHINE?' Zach asked Joe.

Joseph Peter Ruben, part time mechanic and intern for Zach's dad's company.

'Well, how the hell do we explain that we need four new tires because YOU blew them up? And also, daddy has been looking for you, it seems that the boys down in the R & D department had some of their 'toys' go missing...'

'Like you don't know about that, huh?' Zach said.

'Well, call dad up asap or he's gonna be more pissed than he usually is...' Joe said.

'Well, I gotta get some sleep first...I'm gonna crash in the back, ok?'

'Whatever...' said Joe as he looked over the Vette.

That's it for now...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Another day, another post...

Hey all...

It's been a couple of weeks since I wrote something, to be honest, I haven't really found anything new to write about, I got writer's block when it comes to CJ. (Maybe that's why I stopped it back in the day.)

It was suggested to me that I catch Micheal Moore's new movie 'Capitalism: A love story.'

As much as I respect Mr. Moore's work, I just can't bring myself to watching it. Isn't there enough conspiracies around here with chemtrails and all? (And to a certain person, yes, I 'yes'ed you about it. You know I'm not a movie freak to begin with, and you 'pushing' me to see a two hour documentary isn't how I'd want to spend my time.)

But anyway, I have been hitting some of the casinos around here. The Eldorado owes me $20. LOL.

Even though, I can see why people spend hours in casinos, especially in today's economy. The allure of riches is quite powerful indeed. But yours truly, knows when to quit while he's behind. lol.

Seriously, playing the slots maybe a fun little hobby, but when you're hocking your first born, it's time to quit.

The only winners are the casinos...

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Friday, October 2, 2009

It sure gets cold out here, real quick...

Welcome back, folks.

Well, when I was checking out Reno, I was thinking 'Hey, it's sounds like it stays warm all year round.'

Well, the past few days have pawned my ass. It went from 70 to 34 in a few hours. A big shock for someone who wasn't prepared for it.

Now I'm on a quest to try and pick up some winter gear. I picked some things up. Hopefully, I can amass some decent winter gear.

But from what I heard, my old stomping ground in Philly is even worse off than here.

Well, stay warm.

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Friday, September 25, 2009

Headed out the highway...

Howdy folks,

Yours truly with a regular update. Well, for starters, there is this biker convention or something like that going on down here. I would post pics, but I'm not that big of a biker freak. But they do have lots of stalls and music around.

It's nice to be in a place where there's always something going on down here. Whether there's a mini concert in Wingfield Park or a major event like Hot August nights. I gotta admit, it's never boring around here. Unlike another state *coughOKZcough* I know of.

Just can't wait until Xmas to see what's going on. F*ck Halloween (teaching kids how to beg, pfft.).

Seeing those bikers reminded that I gotta do a update to C.J. I'm just trying to think of a good way to continue it.

But otherwise, I'm good, thanks for asking...

That's it for now...

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Friday, September 18, 2009

*launches a nuke*

Hello all. Welcome back. Glad to see you.

I'm still alive and kicking. I decided to cash in a 'Too lazy to write a blog entry' chip.

Here's some funny clips from Lewis Black (WARNING: ADULT LANGUAGE)





Enjoy!

Thanks for watching...

Later!

Friday, September 11, 2009

Finally, a regular update.

Hello all. What's up?

Well, last week, I heard from an old friend I haven't heard from in a couple years. We've emailed each other reminiscing over old times. He said checked out my blogs. (But the SMEGHEAD didn't bother to leave any comments. Lazy f*ck.)

It's always nice to hear from old friends and such. I'm sure there's alot of people you haven't heard from lately. And considering that today is 9/11, isn't it time to call up the ones you love/care about to see how things are going?

/sappy sh*t

I'm gonna continue with C.J. sometime soon. Don't worry.

Well, that's all I got for now.

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Friday, September 4, 2009

Back...for the moment...

Hello.

Well, since I can't find I couldn't find anything close to the ease of blogger and plus the fact I REALLY don't feel like doing the whole copypasta of all 166 posts of this blog. (Plus, court orders do make people do strange things..).

I'm guess I'm back to blogging here.

But if anyone has any ideas for another alternate blogging site where I can import these posts, let me know...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Friday, August 21, 2009

Closed for the moment.

Well, I don't know if you heard the news lately, but it seems that some model sued a blogger for libel (or was defamation?) just because he called her a name. I won't mention the model's name or any details because I don't want her to come after me next.

But from what I understand, Google (the company that hosted said blog) basically rolled over and gave out the blogger's info to the model's lawyer without a fight.

While I won't comment on the legal ramifications of this issue, I just think that it's just ridiculous that Google would just throw someone under the bus because of some public figure got butthurt over some name calling.

So I have decided to find a another host for my blog and stop using blogspot for this blog.

I'm sorry, but to me, it's the principal of it.

I will still be blogging at avideogameplayer.wordpress.com, but for now, this blog is closed.

Thanks to everyone who read it and supported my efforts.

Later! (Hopefully it will at my new host).

Friday, August 14, 2009

Here is some more...

(Note: All characters are fictional, etc., etc.,)

The Legend of C.J.

Chapter 1, Part 2:

Of Mice and Corvettes.

C.J.'s Corvette sped down Virginia Avenue while being chased by three of Reno's finest. Inside the car, C.J. was arguing with a voice coming from a speaker on the dashboard.

"DAMMIT! I thought you had a escape route planned out for me." C.J. yelled as he was trying to dodge traffic and the cops.

"Excuse me! It's not my fault that the cops decided to chase you after you stopped that robber. Give me a few minutes..." the voice said through a speaker.

C.J.'s Corvette continued to sped down Virginia ave. The GPS beeped loudly. C.J. turned his head to look.

"Sh*t! Of all the times for the Reno traffic department to tear up the streets..." C.J. thought to himself.

C.J. pressed a few buttons on the GPS. The GPS displayed a overview of the area with several alternate roads to go.

"Which way to go?"

The routes were basically left, right and straight ahead to through the construction crew.

'Damned if I do...' C.J. thought to himself as he pressed a button on the dashboard.

"Please tell me that the nitro has been installed, man..."

"Uh...yea, but it hasn't been...no..don't tell me..." the voice over the speaker said.

"It's either that or the cops..." C.J. as he pressed a button on the steering wheel.

Two huge flames blasted out of the Corvette's tail pipe and the Corvette seemed to blast forward at a incredibly amount of speed.

'Now I know how Jay felt first time in the LTD...' C.J. thought as he was pushed back in the seat.

The Corvette continued to speed forward towards the construction site. It launched itself using a piece of old road. The Corvette seemed to fly over the site and over to the other side. The Corvette landed with a big thud and its tires blew out.

'Shit...gotta work on my landings...' C.J. thought to himself as he continue to hit the gas.

The Corvette continued to run albeit kinda of shaky, but C.J. was away from the cops.

'Now let's headed back to the garage and see if Joe can fix this. He's gonna be pissed...' C.J. sad as he drove towards what looked like an empty garage...

To be Continued...

(Told ya I was working on it...)

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Friday, August 7, 2009

I have been really annoyed lately...

Well, mainly because I haven't really got any good ideas lately to write about. I know, I went through this before. C.J. is being worked on. (The post is actually saved as a draft at the moment.) I got some good ideas for my other blog (avideogameplayer.wordpress.com). But nothing for this one.

This really sucks! But on the other hand, there's this thing called 'Hot August Nights' which is some sort of car thing going on. I managed to grab a few snaps. So here they are...

Car Show 1

Car Show 2

Car Show 3

Car Show 4

Sorry if they're not exactly super good. But a camera phone can only do so much...

Well, off I go to find inspiration...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

I'm working on it...

Well, I'm trying to work on the next part of C.J. but it's kinda of tricky than I thought. So you'll have to forgive if me this week's post is utter garbage.

But everything is all right on this end. No complaints or anything like that. Just trying to get thru this heat wave that's going on. It's been in the 90s to 100s for the past few weeks. And believe me, it's not exactly fun.

But anyway, I'm all right. Same sh*t, different day. But I supposed it could be worse. I could be in Boise, Idaho...XD.

All right, thanks for listening!

Later!

Friday, July 24, 2009

*blows a raspberry*

Well, I'm taking a lazy day today since I basically wrote a mini novel last time. (Don't worry, I will keep C.J. coming...)

So I found this pic on Imagechan:

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I don't know when this was taken, but it's a good pic. Keep up all the work, Anonymous!

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Friday, July 17, 2009

The Legend of C.J.

[Note: All characters are fictitious and any resemblance between them and real people is strictly a coincidence. All characters, etc., within are copyrighted 2008-2009 Original Concepts. All rights reserved.)

Chapter 1, Part 1:

Of Mice and Corvettes.

Downtown Reno, a place where there's a bustle of activities. Regular people and tourists enjoying the sights and sounds of the various places like nightclubs and casinos...

The evening's festivities were interrupted by a three way high speed chase through the streets.

Ahead of the pack, was a semi-beat up 1970's Ford car. Followed by a 2010 Chevrolet Corvette and several Reno police cars with their lights flashing and sirens blaring.

Inside the Corvette, a man dressed in an all black leather outfit and wearing a black helmet pressed a button on the dashboard.

'You didn't tell me that the casino security automatically calls the cops if they get robbed.' the figure said.

A voice crackled through the speaker.

'I thought I did. But I didn't think they would respond so soon. Cut me some slack here, C.J.' the voice said.

'Well, is the GPS system online yet?' the man called C.J. asked.

'A couple of seconds...but be careful, the vids from the casino show those guys got some serious hardware.' the voice said back.

'Don't worry. I got it covered.' C.J. said as he pressed another button on the dashboard.

A screen on the dashboard lit up and showed a map of the nearby area. C.J. looked at it intently for a way to cut the chase short.

'Hmmm...they headed look like they're headed up to Virginia...maybe if I...' thought C.J. said as he pressed another button on the dashboard.

The front grill of the Corvette opened up and two tubes emerged from it.

'TAG! C.J. thought to himself as he pressed another button.

Two cords with grappling hooks shot of the tubes and got attached to the Ford's trunk.

C.J. went into reverse and started a tug of war with the Ford. The police drove right past C.J.

The Ford was trying to speed away but was unsuccessful as its tires were spinning. The cops sandwiched the Ford between them.

'STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS UP!' the police said to the Ford as C.J. was still holding them.

The Ford stopped and its occupants jumped out firing automatic weapons at the police. The police hid behind the cars and fired back.

C.J. stopped the Corvette.

'All this violence. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk...' C.J. thought as he pressed yet another button on his dashboard.

A powerful, high powerful electrical charge came through the two cords and shot through the Ford and the robbers firing the guns. The robbers violently shook and fell to the ground.

'Gee, what a shock. Now to reel my hooks in....'

The hooks ripped off the Ford and got went back into the tubes.

The police were hovering over the robbers with guns drawn and calling for ambulances.

One officer ran up to C.J.'s Corvette with his gun drawn.

'ALL RIGHT, C.J.! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!' the officer said.

'Sorry. Not tonight...' C.J. thought as he turned the steering wheel and hit the gas pedal.

The Corvette spun around quickly and drove away with a big cloud of smoke...


Let me know what you guys think....

Later

Friday, July 10, 2009

Wanted...

Someone honest on these dating classified sites. I was bored one night and decided to check out craiglist to see what all the hype is about.

'Sexy blonde nympho looking for a NSA fling'

Sounds good? I thought so too...what the hell!

Emailed a response(nothing pornographic, just seeing what the response would be.) and got something back like:

"Hi! If you want to see my pics and get to meet me, sign up for www.Urafu*ckingloser*.com."

Hey, if I wanted to join one of these adult sites, I would have. People want to meet REAL people instead of some spam bullshit.

Well, if I wasn't so lazy at times, I might actually try and meet REAL people myself...

I know I said I would start posting about CJ, but I forgot to get a street map for reference. Hopefully, I will pick one up soon.

I'm ok otherwise...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

I'm bringing this back...

Well, in high school, I created a comic book character. He is/was called C.J. Don't ask me why I named him that. It just sounded good. But anyway, I thought him up while watching that old series Knight Rider. I kinda of stole some elements from the show. C.J. became a sorta hybrid between Knight Rider and Batman/vigilante type hero. I had originally had him based in Los Angeles. But I can always changed the location, etc.

So basically, I was thinking of starting to write about C.J. again. And see the reactions are to it...

Hopefully, it will turn out better than it did when I was in high school.

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Enjoying myself.

This is gonna be a short update. Sorry. But I decided to have a fun day today since I got paid. (Don't worry, my bills are paid. Lol.)

Well, I saw a movie (more than meets the eye.). Having lunch now. (Meatball sub).

After lunch, I'm probably gonna raid the local pub for a few (dozen. Lol. J/k)

But I'm ok.

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

I think I made the right decision...

Howdy folks,

It's your favorite blogger(yea, right...XD), with another miscellaneous post. (Check out my wordpress blog for my serious side.)

Well, after being here for a couple of weeks, I think I made the right decision in getting out of the OKZ. Definitely.

When I was planning all this out, I had some people asking me: 'Why move out? You got it so GOOOOOOD there. You got a apartment, a good job, etc.' Well, to begin with, I didn't EVEN want to go there to begin with. (Note to self: Run away from any female who wants to move out halfway across the country because she wants to get out of the city.).

But I digress, I'm seeing that's there is more to do here and easier way to get around. In OKZ, the issue was 'there's nothing to do.', now it's 'what do I want to do first?'

I'm just chilling right now at the local coffee house. (Free WiFi FTW!) (But I can't lookie at the pr0n sites. Dammit! :( )

Well, that's all I got for now, I got other things to check out.

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Setting up shop...

Well, I have been here a week and so far, I have been getting used to all the little idiosyncrasies of my new home. It's kinda alright. Not 100% what I was expecting. Well, after all, what city does live up to its own hype?

I started my job Saturday. It felt kinda of weird going back to work after my little mini vacation. But a guy's gotta make a living, right? Also gotta get a routine going. Makes life easier when you got a routine going for ya. Or does that make you a nerd? lol.

But otherwise, I'm doing good. After all (tooting my own horn), this is what I wanted and this is what I got. *pats self on the back*

Well, that's gonna be it for now...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

I left my heart in...

Oklahoma...AW HELL NAW!

I made the big move and I'm here in my new home. I'm not saying where right now, but there was clues through out my blog. Just read some of my past entries and you'll figure it out.

Anyway, I'm starting to get used to area and seeing what's out there, etc. And so far, I like it. There's a park nearby, a movie theater, all sorts of little quirky little places. Granted, I have only been here for a couple of days, but I think I can get used to it.

This place has a decent transit system, which to me, is a BIG step up from the joke that was the GOMETRO thing they had going in Oklahoma.

And SIDEWALKS! Honestly, until you been to a place that doesn't have any, you don't realize how much easier it is to travel with them.

Anyway the bus trip was like 2 days long. How exciting. Never mind trying to use the bathrooms on those buses. GOOD GOD! Very funky and nasty. I recommend a hazmat suit and a couple tubs of sanitizer afterwards if you had to use them. Me, I just kept my food and liquid intake to a minimum and used the bathrooms at every rest stop we had.

Never mind trying to sleep. I had like, maybe, 4 hours of sleep out of those 48 I did on the bus. It's not that the seats werern't comfy, it's just you could only take them so far back, and never mind if you had someone behind you running their mouth off.

But anyway, I'm here and trying to get settled in.

I'm still alive and kicking. So I'll will keep you folks posted.

Thanks for reading.

Later!

I'm still avlie and blogging.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

A quick note:

Hey all, welcome back!

Some more good news/bad news:

Good news: My dream of getting out of OKZ is finally coming true.

Bad news: I'm gonna have to suspend my blogging activites until I find a way to get web access again.

So I wanna thank all my readers for their continual support.

Here's something to keep you entertained:



Thanks for reading!

Later!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The ball is rolling...

Hey all,

A quick update on my status of my moving:

Apartment found - Check
Transportation arrangements - Check
Job status - working on it(As far as I know it's a go, but it's a matter of logistics now.) - Check

So I'm (more or less) ready to roll out of here. It's been awhile since I actually moved (last time was when I moved down to the O.K.Z.), so I'm kinda of nervous about this whole thing.

But I think this will be a good thing. It's where I want to go and be. Hopefully, everything will go smooth as possible.

It's so far, so good. So I'm looking forward to it.

Wish me luck...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

One year and 150 posts later...

This is a double milestone for me. When I first started this blog, I didn't think it would last this long. A year later, I'm still blogging. In fact, I got two I work on now.

When I first sign on, I used my Sidekick to sign up for Blogger one night while I was at work.

Now I usually post using my laptop.

I'm still in the O.K.Z. But hopefully, I won't be here much longer.

I wrote about everything I could think of. Some good, some bad. I will admit that not all my posts were home runs. But hey, you can't win them all.

Thanks to the following:

Everyone on Blogcatalog who read my blog.

Everyone else who read and posted comments.

I couldn't have done this this long without these folks support.

And here's a little something for my fans:



Thanks for reading!

Later!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

This is so asinine...

Well, it's seems that the Oklahoma decided to have an official rock song:


http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/entertainment/dpgo_Oklahoma_Official_Rock_Song_fc_200904292448582



"Do You Realize??" by The Flaming Lips is the "Official Rock Song of Oklahoma" as declared by an executive order signed yesterday by the state's Governor Brad Henry.


Personally, I have never heard of the Flaming Lips, but
I think it's a little silly for a 'bible belt' state to have a rock song as it's theme song. Oh wait, this is Oklahoma we're talking about. They try so HARD to come off as some first class city to live in. Shame it's doesn't work.

The overall image of the state is that it's a bunch of bible thumping, backward thinking rednecks and it's not that far from the truth..

But enough about my ranting about OKZ from me for today.

But I'm doing all right overall. Thanks for asking.

and thanks for reading!

Later!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I'm bored.

Oh yes...it's a nice day out and there's NOTHING TO DO. I can't even think of anything to blog about.

That's sad...

Well, the truth is, my thoughts have been else where lately. I have been researching apartments, etc. I found a few places and started to make some phone calls.

I know I can get pass the usual credit checks, criminal background checks, etc.

I'm just more worried about getting everything coordinated and everything organized, etc.

Well, it's always kinda of scary to start a brand new path. But I'm sure it will be better when everything starts to come together.

But for right now, I think I will leave this to cheer myself (and everyone else) up.



Southpark, FTW!

Thanks for reading and don't forget to subscribe via RSS feed.

Later!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Hmmmm...this could work...

Well, I have been looking at several places to move to and saw some neat vids on this place:



They have SIDEWALKS! OMFZG!1!1!

Reno does look like it has more going on than OKZ.

We'll have to see...

Thanks for watching!

Later!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Are people getting THIS desperate?

From:

http://newsok.com/oklahoma-city-police-seek-toothbrush-bandit/article/3359860

It seems like a couple walked into a Walmart to buy some stuff.

Security footage from the Belle Isle Walmart shows a man and woman entering the store and the events that happened as they attempted to leave.

Knight said the unknown man and woman entered the store shortly before noon on March 23, opened a double toothbrush pack and removed one toothbrush.


The guard tried to stop the couple and the man pulled out a gun, told the guard to 'get back' and ran out the store.

WTF?

For starters, why would you just steal just ONE toothbrush? Sheesh! Crooks these days have no sense of scale.

What about stealing CASH?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not condoning this type of action, but f*ck, man, if you're gonna be on the wrong side of the law, at LEAST make off with something more than a GODDAMN toothbrush.

F*cking morons.

'Hey, Bubba, what are you in for?'

'I robbed and torched three stores. You?'

'I stole a 97 cent toothbrush from Walmart'

/facedesk

And for the guard: Is your life worth taking a bullet for a toothbrush. Sometimes it's not worth the bullsh*t.

Thankfully, there was no injuries and stuff.

But stories like this make me stratch my head...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

It's that time of year again...

For all these bozos around to be playing tricks on everyone. Me, I have the day off and no one to play any tricks on.

But I did find this:

http://www.are-you-a-dummy?.com

It seems like it's one of those IQ testing places but it's gives smart ass responses to your test answers.

It's good for a couple laughs, but that's about it...

I had this big idea for a joke, but I'm just too tired to go through with it.

Hey! Post me some of what you folks have done in the past for April first.

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Let's stop this foolishness now...

Well, while surfing the 'Net the other day, I saw this interesting topic on a unnamed message board (no, not Lamefaqs. I won't mention the name since the SySOp is a jackass and treats his userbase a helluva lot worse than any Lamefaqs mod ever did.), basically it said that all blacks should stop this entitlement attitude since Borock Yourmama became prez. Mainly because Yourmama proved that anyone, who put their minds to do it, can accomplish anything. You shouldn't use excuses and blame other people for your problems.

Which I can agree with.

And also this topic said that there shouldn't be anymore double standards anymore in regards to race.

Which I also agree with.

Basically what it boils down to is this:

This is the 21st century. Stop blaming other people for your f*cking problems. And start taking responsibility for your own actions.

Stop using the same, old 'slavery' bit. It's starting to get old.

Nowadays, it's about who you are NOW, not what happened in the past.

Wouldn't you agree?

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy St. Patty's Day...

Sorta...I'm in one of my lazy moods and since it is the holiday...one of my fave Irishmen...



Stay safe and sober...

Thanks for watching!

Later!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Money, money, money...

With the economy being what it is, everyone is struggling to make ends meet nowadays. That includes Uncle Sam. But there is one group who isn't feeling the crunch...

Oh, yea, you guys know who I'm going rag on...if you can't tell already...

But wait, I heard that they're gonna donate all their money to the poor and the homeless. No, that isn't right, they turn people into poor and homeless.

They're gonna donate food to starving people. No no no. Most of these guys live off of buckwheat water and apples seeds.

I got it, they're gonna build a HUGE playground for the little kiddies. Yea, and they will finish it off by building a 20 feet brick wall around it with razor wire on top so the kids won't escape. Brilliant! And for extra measure, they'll just call the cops to arrest and harass your ass everytime you come within 20 feet of the area.

But seriously, all sarcasm aside, these sciencebozos had enough of a free ride, so it's about time to write to the prez, IRS, etc. and tell them to stop letting the CULT known as Sciencetology off the hook and hold them responsible for all the things they have done over the years.


http://www.whitehouse.gov/

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20500

http://usa.gov

A list of all Federal Agencies.

http://www.irs.gov/

http://www.irs.gov/localcontacts/index.html

Or better still:



Let's stop this bullsh*t once and for all...

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

It's on...

Welcome back! Sorry I haven't blogged in awhile, I have been kinda of busy with other things lately.

For starters, I did my taxes and I'm got back a good chunk of money. Enough, if fact, to blow this backwards pop stand that all my faithfully readers have know that I don't like.

After doing extensive research(well, a lot of websurfing with googlemaps and apartment guide) on the matter, I found a few places that I would be interested in. I still gotta make a few phone calls to find out some details about the places, but I'm holding off for a little bit until later on (personal reasons) to actually start setting things in motion.

But I'm kinda of filled with hope over this. I didn't want come down here to begin with and I'm going to go WHERE I WANT TO GO.

Right now, I'm not sharing where I'm going to go right now until I get everything set-up. Sorry.

Wish me luck...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Monday, February 23, 2009

What is California smoking?

From: http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-pottax24-2009feb24,0,7534269.story

It seems California wants to legalize pot and then tax it to death to try and solve their economic woes.

An assemblyman from San Francisco announced legislation Monday to do just that: make California the first state in the nation to tax and regulate recreational marijuana in the same manner as alcohol.

I'm sure some 'toker' somewhere, is already planning a trip out to L.A.

But as usual, some people don't like it...

"This would open another door in Pandora's box," said Calvina Fay, executive director of Save Our Society From Drugs. "Legalizing drugs like this would create a whole new set of costs for society."

Oh, yea, like building new prisons, adding new cops, drug edumakation, etc.

At this point, it costs more to try and get rid of the stuff than it would be to just let people smoke it.

Come on, now, let's be a little realistic here. You're not gonna rid of the stuff. People are still gonna smoke it. So why not let them enjoy it, let natural selection take its course and make some money while you're at it?

Now, if that happens, maybe we can convince the other 49 states besides Nevada to legalize prostitution, we'd be set...

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Well, all the fun stuff is finally over.

Like the Superbowl, the Emmy's, Valentine's Day. This month has been kinda of hectic even though it's short enough as it is anyway. Oh, I forgot, it's Black History Month, to boot.

Isn't there ANY month around that there ISN'T anything going on?

Geez, it's like everytime you turn around, there's some event going on. It gets on a guys nerves you know.

Whatever happened to just having a normal month with nothing going on? Geez!

I swear, if I hear of those sciencebozos wanting a holiday, I'm gonna flip...

Sorry if this is kinda of a sort post, I have just been working lately and haven't had a chance to think of a good post.

Maybe next time...

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Monday, February 9, 2009

And the award goes to....

Whoever can put up with those awards shows. The Grammys, Oscars, Emmys, all of them. Just a bunch of self serving tripe. I'd like to know who does the voting for these things. I never got a ballot to vote for any nominees , did you? But then again, the average American doesn't usually vote for their favorite politician anyway. They either:

A) too lazy to vote (I'm sorry, if you can spend all day googling Britney Spears' latest pr0n...*cough*...MUSIC video off of youtube...)
B) too uninformed about issues and candidates (30 second spots between episodes of American Idol doesn't count.)
C) too apathetic (then I don't care to to hear your whining about the way things are...)

Or people like me:

So disenfranchised with the way things are being run that either way you vote, you're still gonna get screwed.

But anyway, the awards show THAT really gets me going is the screen actors' guild award.

Is that such a bunch of self serving. self absorbed bullsh*t? Actors giving OTHER actors awards.

'Yes, I'd like a table for one and 50 for my HEAD.'

'Yes sir, we can sit you next to Jennifer Lopez and George Lucas...'

But to be totally honest, getting award for something you did, is a nice gesture. But in the end, just doing the best job you can should be award enough.

Thanks for reading.

Later!

Monday, February 2, 2009

It's that time of the year again...

No. I'm not talking about Valentine's Day. I'm TALKING tax season! Where uncle sam decides to give us back our money after taking it from us all year round.

Being the nice guy that I am, I'm gonna hand out some tips and advice to make sure you keep all your hard earned money.

(Note: These advice is intended for informative purposes. And should only be used if the situation applies to you. For more information, contact a profession tax consultant or CPA.)

For starters, don't fall for those RAL/rapid refund schemes. Most of the time they take out a good chunk of your refund. Unless you're desperate for the cash, then do what you gotta do.

Second, why go to those tax guys when you can go online at http://irs.gov and get either get your taxes done for FREE and file them FREE. And takes less time to wait for your refund check.

If you don't have access to a computer at home, take a trip to the library. One: they have computers you can use. Two, some branches have volunteers to help you out with your taxes for FREE.

And if all possible, open a checking account and get your refund check DIRECT DEPOSITED! Why give those check cashing places 3-10% fee for your check?

It's your money, you have a right to get ALL of it back.

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Well, it begins...

After the last few weeks of posting about those sciencebozos, I decided to start a whole new blog strictly to social and political issues.

It's: http://www.avideogameplayer.wordpress.com

Don't worry, I will still be post about other stuff on this blog. the wordpress one will be mainly used as my more serious side.

I hope you will visit both my blogs and keep leaving comments.

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Excuse the mess...

But the O.K.Z. area just got its first winter storm of the year. I'm not talking snow, either. (We got some of that, too.) I'm talking ICE.

Oh, yea. The whole area was one big ice patch. There were traffic accidents all up and down the highways. Walking in it wasn't fun either.

For once I'm glad that there is no sidewalks around. I ended up walking home from work on the grass because the any street or parking lot was slippery as hell.

I thought I was gonna bust my *ss on the sh*t. Literally. It was that BAD out.

But the good news is that my electricity stay on. (Usually when we get ice storms, the ice knocks out the lines and people are stuck without power for a few days. I was one of them last year. :-P)

The good news is that it's supposed to get up to the 40's tomorrow so hopefully most of this crap will be melt away.

A couple of side notes:

Excuse the mess of the blog, I'm trying to change the look of it. Trying to go for the 'high tech' look sort to speak. I have been looking at some templates to download, etc...so bear with me.

And a big shout out to all the Blogcatalog members who have been dropping by recently. Thanks for taking an interest and stopping by. Don't be afraid to post comments, I love reading them.

What else....? Hmmmm...I guess that's it for the moment....

Thanks for reading!

Later!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

To those who think

those Sciencebozos are just another 'religion' (Warning: Maybe offensive):



And these guys are supposed to be harmless? Come on, now. How long are we're going to let these guys continue? Pfft. Just because you have a pretty face like Tom Cruise repping them doesn't mean sh*t. Just look at McDonald's, they got a clown repping them...

Thanks for watching/reading...

Later!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

I'm being lazy tonight...

Yes and no. I'm having trying to figure out this 'sitemap' thing from Google, but it's just driving me nuts. So I'm getting a headache and can't think of anything good after my last two blog posts. So instead, I'm posting this video to all these WHINY LITTLE MOFOS that I see on a daily basis complaining about sh*t and taking NO responsibility for their actions...

And I don't think George Carlin could have said it like Denis could...so without further ado...

Saturday, January 10, 2009

And this is where all those corporate bozos got their ideas from...

Sorry if it's old, but I thought I would share...

http://www.lisamcpherson.org/irs/jeff-irs.htm

In 1953 L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Dianetics and Scientology, wrote his co-worker Helen O'Brien a letter stating "I await your reaction on the religion angle" regarding their for-profit Dianetics centers

It seems back then, Hubbub was already thinking about scamming people with his Dianetics crap.

From the point forward, those bozos fought a battle with the IRS, who we all know can usually pwn the regular 'Joe the plumber' , over the tax exempt status of 'Scientology.'

In 1957 the Church of Scientology was granted exemption as a religious organization. In 1967 the IRS revoked the exemption. From the time the audit of that revocation began in 1965, Scientology was at war with the IRS.

And the Scienbozos used every trick in the book:

In the summer of 1970, Martin Greenberg, Scientology's accountant, stated that he deliberately disorganized and confused the documentation provided to the IRS for the audit.

In February 1973, Henning Heldt, vice president of Church of Scientology of California, was ordered to bring documents for an IRS audit. Heldt came to the meeting empty handed on February 20, and lied, saying he had resigned and therefore had no control over the asked for documents.

And which included: sneaking into IRS headquarters, get any info you can find and grab it.

In the summer of 1974 Scientology's Guardian's Office began looking for a suitable candidate to infiltrate the IRS. By October 21, 1974, Jane Kember - 2nd in command of the GO - wrote Guardian's Order 1361, which included:


10. Immediately get an agent into DC IRS to obtain files on LRH, Scientology, etc. in the Chief Council's [sic] office, the Special Services staff, the intelligence division, Audit Division, and any other areas.

16. Collect data on the Justice Dept.Tax Division for the org board, the current terminals, and the people handling Scientology.

17. When the correct areas are isolated, infiltrate and get the files.

Ouch.

The basic plan was:


On May 27, 1975 Mary Sue Hubbard (L. Ron Hubbard's wife and head of the GO) wrote Jane Kember that:

Our overall strategy with the IRS shall be as follows:

1. To use any method at our disposal to win the battle and gain our non-profit status.

2. To buy all the time we can in terms of years ... So we work to win, but also to delay as time works on our side, not theirs.


Sh*t...

But the Fed fought back...

On June 11, 1976, Michael Meisner and Gerald Wolfe were questioned by the FBI after a security guard became suspicious of their forged IRS badges. Meisner talked his way out and escaped.

In January of 1977 CSC and the IRS held a conference to discuss audits so far. In June Gerald Wolfe was sentenced to probation and community service for forged federal credentials.

On July 8 the FBI raided the offices of Scientology in Washington DC and Los Angeles, based on information from Michael Meisner who had turned himself in to the FBI. Sometime in July a typewriter case was found in a parking lot with Scientology documents that were turned over to the FBI because they appeared to show illegal activity.

This type of stuff continued on. The Sciencebozos lost the tax exempt status in 1984, but threaten to sue the IRS for 1st Amendment violations.

The war between the IRS and the Sciencebozos, each side using what they could to win.

But in the end, the mighty IRS CAVED under the pressure of the Sciencebozos numerous lawsuits.

I honestly don't know which is more f*cked up. The Sciencebozos winning or the IRS caving.

But the thing that gets me is: Scientology is blatant about its actual goal, which the IRS seems to have decided is religious:

"A. MAKE MONEY.
J. MAKE MONEY.
K. MAKE MORE MONEY.
L. MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MONEY."

Which right about now, makes sense as we see other corporate interests get special treatment as of late.

WTF?!?

Now would be a good time to call up your 'elected' officials and see what can be done with these Sciencebozos and their BS 'religion'.

And this is a message to any ANON floating out there:

Keep up the good work. If there's anything I can to do to help, let me know, I'll see what I can do. Granted, I'm not the Wise Beard Man, but I'm for the cause...

Thanks for reading!

Later!


Wednesday, January 7, 2009

How is your New Year starting out?

So far, so good, in my case. But I guess that's kinda of true in any aspect in life. You plan to do so many things but it ends up exploding in your face. But the best you can do is to pick yourself up, dust yourself off and keep on going.

No one said life was gonna be easy or fair. But we all gonna do the best we can with what we got. Nothing more, nothing less. And hope that things will turn out better.

Sorry for such a short post this time around, I just have a small case of writers block today. Oh well, maybe I can think of something later on.

And you KNOW I will...or hell, if you guys can give me some ideas, feel free to post them in the comments section...

Thanks for reading,

Later.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

THIS is retarded...

Well, on my final days of Gamefaqs, I started to see the moderation staff (AKA the dumbf*ck mallrat cops) decided to ban one word responses or any type of responses that don't add anything to the topic at hand.

For example:

User 1: George Bush is a idiot
User 2: Agreed

User 1: I'd do Sarah Palin
User 2: This

User 1: I worked 8 hours today!
User 2: I worked 8 hours today! Me too!

Seems ok to your average person. After all, most people say that type of stuff in NORMAL conversations. Of course, in the last example, no one would really do a quote like that.

The 'official' reason is that it could cause a mass of chain posting, which of course, is against the rules.

But to me. it's just another way of those dumbf*cks (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) to swing their mighty e-genitals around and show the userbase who is in charge.

Makes me glad I left. Well, let's be honest about it. Before my account closed, I left some few choice words for a few people on a certain board that I hang on. And, of course, I got zapped for it. Fine, I didn't care.

But someone overrode my account closing and decided to put my account in 'Purg'd' which is sort of a limbo state. Afterwards, the account was back to normal forcing me to send ANOTHER FEEDBACK ticket to the site Admin(who right about now is looking like he's more worried about his paycheck than the site itself.).

To the Mod staff: What was the f*cking point of doing it? I was leaving ANYWAY. Or were you bozos waiting for me to REALLY rip into it and get myself banned? Or did youtube yank off your fave pr0n vid and couldn't get off some other way? Whatever the reason (abiet an 'official' one), you won't be seeing me posting there.

One last thing, this message is for everyone who contributed ANYTHING the site:

PULL YOUR STUFF OFF THE SITE NOW!

It's should be obvious by now that CDAllen is just a overpaid desk jockey who basically doesn't care for the site and is just there for the $$$$$$$.

There's PUH-LENTY of other GOOD videogame websites out there that would appreciate all your hard work. Lamefaqs isn't one of them.

Thanks for reading,

Later!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Let's get this year started right...

Happy New Year peoples! Since it's the start of the New Year, I decided to make some changes to my blog. Hope you like them.

Oh, there's 3 songs on the playlist that I did myself. See if you can guess what they are...

Have a good one!

Later!

Blast from the posting past

Final Fantasy RPG