Friday, October 29, 2010

Happy Halloween!!!

Or not...this isn't exactly one of my most favorite holidays. Putting on a costume and going door to door begging for candy isn't my bottle of Pepsi...

I rather be at home sleeping, playing video games, watching pr0n, etc...

I just don't see the appeal of it anymore. I think it's just a way to teach kids how to be beggars...

But that's my opinion...

Thanks for reading...

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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Something to think about...

Hello all...

I've decided to get a little philosophical this time here's a vid to discuss...

Are you still plugged in?

Thanks for watching...


Thursday, October 7, 2010

Friday, October 1, 2010

Some one liners...

Hello all...

Here's some more jokes:

What do you call a woman with one leg?
- Ilene

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
- Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?
- Bob

What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!

Why did the fish get kicked out of school?
Cause he was caught with seaweed.


Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds?
There is Twenty of them!

How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give the bitch a shovel

The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!

Hope you enjoyed them...


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