I spent the last half hour on the laptop and nothing getting done. You wanna know why?
There's a update to this program, that program, the program you thought was cool but never ACTUALLY used it.
I just wanna blog, you stupid computer...
[This program has X updates since the last time. It will automatically download and install all updates. It will takes 5000 years and a day. Please be patient.]
Oh, yea. That's WHAT I really wanna do on my day off. Turn on the computer and watch it update itself.
If this was a person, I'd tell to go f*ck themselves.
Which segues into my next rant:
Why are people so stupid, lazy, and basically mindless zombies who don't see outside their little bubble?
Walking down the street, I see people (read: tourists) just standing around taking pictures and all. That's nice...
NOW GET OUT OF THE F*CKING WAY SO THE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY LIVE HERE CAN GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS!
Go to the store, and see some lady with a shopping cart blocking the aisle, her three kids (probably from our the guys she whore herself out to when she was still in high school. Oh wait, b*tch is probably is still in high school and is paying for her sh*t with food stamps while still at mommy's house.) running around like the store is a playground.
Here's hoping that the kids end up take away from miss welfare queen. (or the very least, mommy gets her tubes tied so she won't make anymore of these monsters.)
Speaking of brats,
How about these college students who think going to a toy section gives them license to relive their second childhood. Wait a second, you guys are still living your FIRST ONE...
Let's see...who else...
Oh yea, *sshole drivers who are basically colored blind. RED MEANS STOP AND GREEN MEANS GO. Sure, there's no cops around, what the hell...
Here's hoping your sorry *ss gets rear ended and your insurance company drops your *ss...f*ggot...
That's all I can think of right now...
Thanks for reading,
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